Super Honest Things You Can Only Say To Your BFF

June 2, 2015  |  
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We all need a supersized dose of reality sometimes. And there’s no one better at giving it to you than your best friend for life. Here are super honest things you can only get away with saying to your BFF.

“There’s Something In Your Teeth”

Hopefully, you will let your friend know before the end of the day. That way they don’t have to wonder how long people let them walk around looking crazy.

“Ahahahaha”

A real friend laughs when their BFF trips and falls–while helping them back up.

“Does This Look Normal To You?”

And you know you’re a real BFF when you’re willing to go to the bathroom and actually peek at it with your friend.

“You’re Kind Of Being A B***h Right Now”

We all need an attitude intervention from time to time.

“Your Breath Is Kickin’!”

Go ahead and pull out that pack of Mentos for your girl…

“That Look Is Not For You”

That’s why she texts you pictures of everything she tries on.

“You Can’t Afford That”

An acquaintance will shop with you until you drop. A BFF will remind you that those soon-to-be-out-of-style shoes just aren’t worth the dent in your wallet.

“Get Off The Phone!”

But when anyone else says it, they sound like fighting words.

“You’ve Put On A Few Pounds”

And then you join the gym with them (and go for at least a few weeks straight before throwing in the towel) so you can get fit together.

“He’s A Low-Down Dirty Dog”

She may be using her heart, but you’re using your brain.

“Singing Is Not Your Calling”

You’re trying to save your BFF from being one of the millions of clueless hopefuls who try out for American Idol every year.

“It’s Time To Turn Down”

Turning up is fun, but friends don’t let friends embarrass themselves in public.

“Quit Being Scary”

A great best friend gives you the confidence to do the things you were afraid to try.

Every Bad Thing You’ve Ever Thought Of Her

During your annual fight (followed by your annual post-fight make-up brunch).

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