15 Celebrities Who Are Terrible In Bed — Allegedly
Being gorgeous, famous and business savvy does not mean a person is good in bed (even if they can afford all those expensive tutorials offered by adult film stars.) Here are 15 celebrities who are allegedly terrible in bed.
According to Mediatakeout, one exotic dancer who spent the night with the rapper said he was shy, spit corny lines and was not a well-endowed man. We have to say we’re not totally surprised, but the source is Mediatakeout, so you never know if this was just a scorned ex-lover or someone thirsting for attention.
The rapper may make music that you make love to every now and then, but is he really holding it down in the bedroom? According to Mstarz, Drake’s ex Cyn Santana called the singer, “unimpressive” in bed.
When Dr. John Gray was asked to analyze the golf star’s reasons for cheating, he implied it was because Tiger Woods is a bad lover. A CBS affiliate reported that Dr. Gray went as far as to claim that Woods may have not been giving his wife very many orgasms, causing her to not produce the pheromones that attract a man.
One fan of Jeezy (turned ex-fan) posted a “groupie tale” to Baller Alert detailing how boring the star is in bed. She alleged that they only tried missionary and reverse missionary and that the star is not packing very much down there.
In her Confessions of a Video Vixen book, Karrine Steffans admitted that she lied to P. Diddy about his sex game. In an excerpt from the book, Steffans claims she told P. Diddy he was one of the best when he was really just “average.”
Shaquille O’ Neal
Steffans also talked about Shaq in her book. The video vixen said the star is not that bad compared to other men, but claimed that the basketball star did a lot of apologizing for his own lack of sexual prowess.
The tennis star may have moves on the court, but in the bedroom, allegations have been made that she is a bore. According to the Telegraph, Adam Levine allegedly called Sharapova a “dead frog” in bed and said she didn’t make any noise. But the Daily Mail reported that a spokesperson for Levine denied that the singer ever slept with the tennis star.
According to Perez Hilton, a woman named Brigitte Daguerre claimed she slept with the star and said he is terrible in bed. That serves Jesse James right since he openly compared the skills of Kat Von D to ex-wife Sandra Bullock in a chat with Us Weekly.
Well, what do you expect from an 89-year-old? Ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson told Hollywood Life that she had to be drunk and/or high to have sex with the Playboy founder.
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Brody’s ex Kristin Cavallari said sex with Brody Jenner was rather boring. According to Celebuzz the two never did anything, “out of the box.”
The socialite’s ex-boyfriend Nick Carter claimed Hilton was a prude and needed drugs and alcohol to feel good about herself in the bedroom.
According to LiveJournal, Nick’s ex-wife, Jessica Simpson, said she didn’t feel anything when the two had sex because Nick isn’t very well endowed.
Another sex symbol who we imagine has adult toys we haven’t even heard of yet…is apparently not great at sex. Actually, by his own account in Us Weekly, Colin Farrell has said that he finds sober sex to be terrifying.
Perez Hilton reported that Russell Brand claimed he had to picture other people when he had sex with his ex-wife, pop star Katy Perry. Apparently, during a comedy routine, Brand said he had to think of “anyone else.”
Billy Bob Thornton
Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie couldn’t keep their hands off one another in public when they were together, but in a chat with Esquire, Thornton admitted that behind closed doors, sleeping with Jolie was like, “f**king a couch.”