Women Who Should NOT Participate in Your Wedding

May 12th, 2011 - By Veronica Wells

When you think about your wedding day you want it to be magical, memorable and as drama free as possible. Emphasis on that last part. While you want to include your family and friends in your special day, there are some people who just don’t know how to act. And while you may love them and even like parts of them, if they participate in your wedding, it’s going to be a hot mess. These are some of the people who can turn a day that’s supposed to be dedicated to love and unity into a hellish circus.

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  • whylie2010

    Just elope!

  • Far

    It is annoying, but true.

    I was the stereotypical "nice guy" in high school, who could never see what the foxy gals saw in the "bad boys" they always dated who treated them like crap.

    In college, I figured out what gals needed. But since I liked dating, instead of one night stands, I was smart enough to be selective.

    It took over 20 years to find my soul mate, but I did. We have now been married for 20 years. Interestingly, most of my friends have been married to the same gal for 20 or better.

    Maybe it's the "bird of a feather" thing.

  • Jenny C Brown

    who gave it up to you the 20 somethings crack heads on the corner.

  • http://www.mesotheliomalaw.me Underdog

    Haha, cool points. You way not want to invite this as well – http://bit.ly/ifGMSU

  • Grant Spatchcock

    Um.. you might want to re-check the site you stole the picture for Number 8 from. Soren is a GUY who works at Cracked (y'know…the site you stole that picture from) Here's the link just in case you forgot which site you stole that picture from. http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-photograph…

  • Barbara

    Elope! Weddings are a waste of money.

  • Poeng

    Oh come on, if you're going to steal from Cracked, don't be an idiot about it. Soren isn't even a woman.

  • Big D

    I like how there's separate categories for ex and baby's momma. Bonus points for the sweet makeup picture.

  • Frank

    The image on page 8 is stolen from a Cracked article by Soren Bowie. http://www.cracked.com/blog/a-guide-to-photograph…

    • Gabriel

      And Soren's a guy. For heaven's sake, did the poster even READ the article before stealing the picture?

  • walkie74

    I have a best male friend who is a sweetheart and has always been there for me when I needed him, but I purposely avoided inviting him to my "first wedding"–the official signing of my marriage certificate. Why? Because of his greatest flaw–his ability to talk ish…er, be brutally honest about people that he doesn't approve of. And since many of my friends are very open and liberal about their beliefs, I knew that wouldn't be a good setup. So…he came to the nice, conservative church wedding (where he was free to talk as much ish as he wanted, and I wouldn't care).

  • :-)

    Not Only are you and as*hole, but a Very funny one at that. I LOL'd my way to appreciating your comments. We all have our opinions, but making people angry or laugh while expressing ones opinion is always welcomed in my book.

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