Eight Things You Should Never Do in Front of Your Man

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Flatulence.  Take some Beano, girl.  I’ve been married for nine years and my husband still balks if I cut the cheese.  Never mind he can make his booty sound like a trumpet and then laugh about it–it’s one of those double standards too futile to fight.

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