Before They Were Box-Office Hits: The Silly Original Names Of Some Of Your Favorite Films
Most of these movie titles were changed for good reason: They sucked.
Here are the original names for some of your favorite films over the years, and why they just didn’t work.WENN.com
3000 = Pretty Woman
Who would see a movie called 3,000? Seriously? I know everybody loves 300, but basing the title of a movie about a prostitute’s big come-up on the amount of money she was paid to kick it with Richard Gere is just super random. Pretty Woman doesn’t necessarily make sense either (Julia is a cutie though), but after almost 15 years, I’m willing to let it go…
Scary Movie = Scream
I get: “Do you like scary movies?” But anytime you basically describe the genre of a movie in its title, you’ve already made it lame with a capital L. Instead, Scary Movie wound up being the perfect title for Keenan Ivory Wayans’ spoofs of the horror genre.
A Boy’s Life = E.T. the Extra Terrestrial
I understand that Elliott was very important to the film, but this classic was about E.T. all the way. And considering that we can remember his lines and nothing that Elliott said in the movie, it’s best that they ran with the revamped title.
Blackbird = Beyond The Lights
Honestly, I’m not going to pretend like Beyond The Lights was that much better of a title. I say that because everyone I talked to who didn’t see the movie felt like the name and the trailer made it anything but appealing. However, “Blackbird,” which was the title of the Nina Simone song Noni sang multiple times in the film, probably wouldn’t have been that push people needed either.
The Last First Kiss = Hitch
The original title reminds me of the name of a very dark drama. Seriously, I read it and thought of The Long Kiss Goodnight. Of course, the revamped title comes from the name of Will Smith’s matchmaking main character, Alex “Hitch” Hitchens.
The Tribal Rites Of The New Saturday Night = Saturday Night Fever
No. Just hell to the no.
Batteries Not Included = Child’s Play
Honestly, the original name isn’t that bad. It’s actually pretty clever when you really think about it. But it fits more for a book than for a movie.
The Miltons = White Chicks
Because the two main characters were supposed to be a spoof of socialites Paris and Nicky Hilton (Brittany and Tiffany Wilson were the characters’ names), the original film was supposed to be called The Miltons, to sound like The Hiltons. While I’m sure white people probably weren’t crazy about the new title, it definitely stood out a lot more.
Tonight, He Comes = Hancock
What’s with Will Smith movies having these terrible titles? I can’t really break down for you why the writer went for Tonight, He Comes, but I can tell you that the title was flipped from that into John Hancock, and eventually Hancock, which when compared to the original name, was sooooo much better.
Love Hurts = Basic Instinct
Hell yeah love hurts, especially when people stab with you an ice pick…
Love Hurts was the title of one of Catherine Tramell’s (played by Sharon Stone) books according to the character biography. The novel was inspired by Tramell’s counselor being stabbed to death with an ice pick.
The Scar = Scarface
It’s not too far off, I know, but something about The Scar just isn’t right. It’s giving me The Mask feel, which is not what you want when you’re trying put out a crime/gangster film with lines like, “Say hello to my little friend!” But it could be a good spin-off title to a movie about Scar from The Lion King…
The Lunch Bunch = The Breakfast Club
How classic is the revamped title all these years later? Something about the The Lunch Bunch just sounds goofy, and doesn’t take seriously all the teen angst overflowing in this John Hughes classic.
Black Mask = Pulp Fiction
It’s based on the name of a popular pulp magazine from the ’20s, but it’s not the right fit for what, if you ask me, is arguably Quentin Tarantino’s best film.
Wiseguy = Goodfellas
Wiseguy was the name of the book that inspired the film, and it was actually a really good title for the film. But when it was revealed that there was a show already called “Wiseguy,” that name was given the boot.