Remember when you thought sex was going to be just like it is on TV? You know, dim lights, a canopy bed surrounded by candles and rose petals, a perfectly well endowed and proportionate man hitting all the right spots every single time you’re in the throes of passion. Well, in real life, there’s no saxophone music playing in the background or and carefully placed sheets — just a lot of fun punctuated by some really awkward moments…like these.
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Queefing
OMG what was that noise? It was you, it came from there and now you’re having trouble looking him in the eye. Don’t worry, queefing happens to everyone (yes, everyone. We promise.) Just pretend that gushy, farting sound didn’t happen and keep right on… uh, trucking. Trust us, you’re far more concerned about that sensation than he is. In fact, he probably didn’t even hear it over the moans and groans and headboard action.
