Try Again! Celebrity Halloween Costume Fails
Celebrities often have two things: lots of money and a lack of self-awareness, which can make for some awesome Halloween costume fails. Here are some celebrity Halloween costumes we think were a mistake.
Kim Kardashian as Poison Ivy
It is just a sexy costume until you realize that it’s a little too true: Poison Ivy destroys any man who falls for her. And, well, Kim pretty much does too.
Paris Hilton as the Queen of Hearts
Again, the character and the real person are hardly inseparable. Paris Hilton is a foul-tempered woman who abuses her authority and slanders people. Sorry, no, that’s the description of the Queen of Hearts. Okay now we’re dizzy.
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon as Milk and Cookies
Funny how usually, the face on a milk carton is the face of someone who is lost. And Nick Cannon lost himself in his marriage to Mariah Carey.
Fergie as Miss Universal Royalty
Fergie is an adult dressed as a little girl dressed as an adult (the essence of a pageant girl). A little creepy we think.
Snooki as a Pickle
If we could pick one person on the planet who is definitively not shaped like a pickle—in fact, shaped like the opposite of a pickle—it would be Snooki.
Pink as a Clown
Clowns are just…no. No, no no. Moving on.
Roberto Cavalli as Karl Lagerfeld
Why is one designer dressing as another designer? That’s like Britney Spears dressing like Christina Aguilera. We don’t know if it’s an insult or a complement.
Bethenny Frankel as Hello Kitty
Bethenny, you’re 43 years old. Let it go. As a grown woman you shouldn’t even fit into a Hello Kitty costume.
Katy Perry as Vampire
Katy’s costume was great the only problem was the guy next to her! John Mayer out-shined Katy at her own party! Not cool John.
Heidi Klum as Robot Superhero
The costume is okay we suppose, but we’re sure that horse would have rather been in its stable that night than dealing with drunk celebrities.
Rihanna as Kush
It’s a fine costume but Rihanna should know that Lady Gaga already dressed up as Cannabis!