How To Be Saved, Sanctified And Hilarious On Instagram

September 24, 2014  |  
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Church humor is getting hilarious on Instagram. Get ready for some funny stuff to look forward to next Sunday.

Church Ladies

As depicted by the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Why does Kenya look like she just realized it’s true?

The Offering

They haven’t even gotten to the building fund offering yet…

Church Mothers

“Jesus is watching you” — Every mother in church, every Sunday.

The Ushers

Just stand there and keep your head bowed or get out.

The Sermon

When it’s 30 minutes past time to go and you can already smell the chicken dinners cooking.

When You Need A Ride

Because you love Jesus but you also want to get home before it’s dark.

Church Poses

Brought to you by Spike Lee’s spiritual experiences at the Nicks games.

Saints

Just cover him up. He’ll be fine.

Children’s Church

Now you’re just hoping she’ll give you the keys so you can at least wait in the car.

Dating

“Come say hello to the pastor.”

Tea

If they put ice cubes in the baptism pool you can kill two birds with one stone.

Image Source: Instagram.com

Shouting

Ask Mother Brown has she tried the lost and found? It’s full of them.

Dancing Jesus

He hasn’t seen you in the pews lately.

Image Source: Instagram

Dating

Well you tell “Jesus” that I only think of you as a friend.

School Night

Please Lord help me stay home and study. Amen.

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