15 Times You’ve Probably Mistaken A Metro Man For A Gay One

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He ordered a salad because he had “too many carbs yesterday”

At a lunch date, when you suggested calamari, he said “Ooof, just salad for me” and patted his “bloated” stomach while explaining the giant pasta dish he had the night before.

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