You Mad? Signs You Might Be A Hater

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April 7, 2014 ‐ By Meg Butler

It’s OK, we all sip a little haterade from time to time.

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You Hate Beyonce

But you don’t really know why.

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  • ValdaDeDieu

    Happy, productive people don’t have TIME to hate — just for hating’s sake. So… Um… here’s a better title: “15 signs you might be a self-loathing, psychopathic, mean, unenlightened piece of work who, instead of minding your business and trying to improve, blames everyone else for your pathetic state of being.”?

  • Ferrari217

    OMG I say this all the time you can tell a Hater if they hate Beyoncé, and Floyd Mayweather that truly confirms it for me.

  • Raven

    I don’t care for Beyonce. I don’t see why that’s a problem. I don’t like ginger on my maki rolls either. Guess I’m a sushi hater too. *eye roll*

  • Nehes Ba’a Rayay

    this is another site that EDITS “FREE EXPRESSION” SHAME ON YOU MADAMENOIRE

  • Bri

    Is this a troll article? Yall knew people would be mad about the Beyonce mention. I have to agree with some of the comments though. Everyone does not have to be a fan of Beyonce or your favorite celebrity, it’s OK. I think as some have mentioned some of her fans are just plain looney and scary. Putting her on the same level of God is nuts. We have to do better in learning how to have differences of opinion.

  • Kai5

    Nothing gets a crowd riled up like a Beyonce post… LOL
    (Nevermind the other 14 signs of a hater that are listed.)

  • ChilePleeze

    I think Beyonce stans need to get over her and themselves. and im not a hater.

  • God is My Mojo

    Well “haters” never go away and actually need to exist for a reason. They are for structural tension and are a great source of motivation cause there’s no greater satisfaction than being successful in the eyes of a bunch of unhappy grumpy complaining salty do nothings.

  • guest

    Notice how all the haters are making this thread all about Beyonce when there are 14 other examples to choose from.

  • ISIS

    Hate a artistic gyrator…wow what skill…sue the puppet goon for tricking you in to buying her trash.

  • African Royalty

    That playa haters ball skit was one of my favorite skits from the Chappelle show.

  • kookla

    I’m so happy that I said no to pretty much all of these questions! I’m not saying I don’t have my moments, but it’s good to know that I just really try to keep an open mind and tolerate all people despite our differences. There was one on there that I cop to (I do love to leave a lot of blog comments), but I think 14 out of 15 is pretty darned good!!

  • cinnamonbrown

    Hater = constructive criticism controversy=truth that is all smh

  • Dominique

    Notice that every hater on B0SSIP commented on this story!!! So funny! You all are haters!!!! Go put on some perfume
    fukkkkers!!!!

  • CAliQueen

    This article was a snoozefest

  • kiki j

    You know who I hate? The person who came up with the stupid term hater! People call you a hater just because you don’t agree with what they are saying or because you aren’t a fan of THEIR favorite celebrity and the term itself is so juvenile. As for Beyonce, they will call u a hater if you say you dont like ONE of her songs. I think mn must be on her payroll because they worship and overexposure the chick. But now I’m probably a hater because I said it. I like her music (sometimes), I think she’s beautiful and is one of the greatest performers but I don’t like what she represents. I do agree about the Twitter bullies that follow celebrities just to bully and throw shade.

    • IDontTrustWhitePpl

      The word Hater comes from Oakland, CA. in the 1980’s. The term was coined from the observation of people who were doing better than others, thus the term hater manifested because people who were jealous basically hated to see someone else shine brighter than them. Haterism 101. I know a whole bunch of haters since childhood.

    • Bri

      I agree, there are a lot of successful people I admire, but people get mad if their favorite artist or performer isn’t one of your favorites. Or if you have an opinion. It’s a sliencing tactic.

  • 9Boots

    I feel sorry for the people that don’t believe in the Illumanti and refuse to do their research. Illumanti deniers are the haters.

    • guest

      Sigh…

      • 9Boots

        Sigh…..right back at you.

        • guest

          take your meds babe. your crazy is showing.

          • 9Boots

            Take your meds babe. Your lack of being an informed person is showing.

            • Mrs.Mickle

              Love it……

          • Mrs.Mickle

            ignorance is bliss….

            • guest

              Right…so instead of giving a black woman credit for being successful and dedicated to her craft, you decide to chalk it up to some stupid conspiracy theory.

              Girl have a few seats and stop being jealous.

              • Mrs.Mickle

                I did HAVE A SEAT in a class called Cults and Deviant groups and we learned about the beliefs and symbols that alot of those types of groups believe hold power. Now if these people aren’t practitioners of these groups why use the symbolism in their music videos? When you are going to dispute something someone says atleast have an intelligent reason for doing so, or some research to disprove it. That’s why they feel comfortable putting this stuff in their music videos,because they know you guys are not going to look into the meaning behind it.

                • guest

                  Ok…so you took a class at the Learning Annex and now you are some expert in the Iluminati?
                  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  Truth is you and the other poster are lacking in success and probably jealous of those who are doing better than you. The Illuminatti is the creation of broke, bitter, losers.

                  • Mrs.Mickle

                    Incidentally after the course was finished I continued my research, so since I see that you will keep answering my post with ignorant rhetoric all the while not substantiating your claims…. Good day to you Madam Ignoramus…

                  • Mrs.Mickle

                    You Ma’am are an idiot….

                  • candi

                    And you’re sheep.

                  • 9Boots

                    Apparently you have not done your research. Please explain why your god loves to use satanic imagery in her videos and photoshoots?

                • 9Boots

                  LOL. She walked right into that one. She refuses to do her research. Let those who have ears to hear and those that have eyes to see accept the truth while the others fall by the wayside.

                  • Mrs.Mickle

                    Amen ,but what I just don’t understand is the information is accessible and you don’t even have to do much digging to discover the truth, but you know Proverbs 23:9
                    Do not speak to fools, for they will scorn your prudent words.

                    • SOFLYY

                      You talk about the Illuminati as if you have some insight as to what the organization is actually about. Yet if you had actually done your research the first thing that you would have learned is that it is a secret society that goes through great lengths to hide their existence. Thus, an international superstar that gets accused everyday of being affiliated with them would be a great risk to their entire organizational structure. If Beyonce was a part of it she would have been assassinated a long time ago for breaking her cover. The New World order is a real thing. The “Illuminati” is a media concocted anecdote used to describe things that are hard to understand. And furthermore you quoting scripture leads me to believe that brainwashing is something that you are prone to.

                    • guest

                      This chick did no research. She watched a bootleg DVD and now considers herself an expert. Brainwashed indeed.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      Please substantiate your claims.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      Watch the movie Eyes wide Shut….Your disbelief in scripture proves that you are more prone to brain washing than I.Jewish secular historian Josephus actually backs up a lot of what the bible says including the death and resurrection of Jesus. And there isn’t a legitimate ancient scholar that doesn’t use his work to cross reference ancient writings. He is completely accepted in the academic world as a reliable source.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      And I never said that she was apart of it ,but she is used as a tool in mass media programing to push their agenda.

                    • bored@wizerk

                      NICE!! I feel you. I believe that bad things happen in the music industry and I beleive that yes…you may have to compromise some things to remain relevant…but saying that people are dropping to there knees and worshiping devils is a bit much.

                    • 9Boots

                      If you new anything about the Illuminati and the New World Order and power structures in general as that they all need pawns to accomplish their agenda and get their wealth…..hell even pimps know they need pawns.

                    • 9Boots

                      These liars don’t want the truth. They hate the truth just like their spiritual father hates the truth and he is the original hater.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      So true !!!!!! Love it!!!!!

                  • guest

                    Oh and stop creating accounts so that you can make posts to agree with yourself.

                    • 9Boots

                      This…coming from a person with a screen name as “guest”. Get yourself a real screen name and then come back and talk to me.

                    • guest

                      A real screen name? How about “9boots_is_a_c unt”? Its got a nice ring to it. What do you think?

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      That instead of an intelligent debate you’re going to resort to infantile tactics because you lack evidence to support your claims.

                    • guest

                      I think your posts fully support my claims that you are mentally ill.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      Again please substantiate your claims.

                    • 9Boots

                      So sad. The “it” can’t debate without being vulgar.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      As awesome and intelligent 9boots is we happen to be two different people, I quess when people put forth a intelligent argument and someone agrees they have to be the same person.

                    • guest

                      Multiple personality disorder is real. Let us pray…

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      smh not.one insightful,intelligent comment yet…

                    • guest

                      I’m done with you and your alternate screen name. It’s been real.

                      I’ll catch you in the next Beyonce thread. Keep up the good work.

                    • Mrs.Mickle

                      Rotfl…. too much delusion in one post.

  • Kristen

    The GIFS were hilarious..some I know there are some truths to. But now there should be an article titled “Stop Calling People Haters When They Are Simply Disagreeing With You.

  • Tonididitonem

    Lmaooooooooooooo this list is cute and funny. And I came to the realization that I’m the furthest thing from a hater so yay me.

  • At A Crossroads

    This article was funny. Some the GIFs had me cracking up.

  • BabyBlue

    Another Beyonce article?… I’m so excited *in my sarcastic voice”

  • guest

    If you get past the first one, this list is actually kind of funny and true. I know people that this applies to. Never smile, never have anything good to say about anyone, etc.

  • Sandia

    Just because I’m not impressed with mediocrity doesn’t mean I’m a hater it means I’m not impressed. We don’t have to like every single person we encounter nor do we have to love everything a celebrity does. It’s called differences and that’s what makes the world a great place. Get a grip, MN!

    • Tonididitonem

      But you don’t have to be bitchy. It’s ok to be nice. I’m super nice to others and the only ones to question my motives and call me fake are fellow black women. Almost like being bitchy is the norm and a badge of honor. My cousins are like that very bitchy towards others and they put others down yet swear everyone is jealous cuz people don’t like them. Nah boo your attitude stinks and no one wants to be around a killjoy and sadly I see this a LOT with mostly black women. Makes me cringe and hang my head because ya know that angry black woman stereotype thing…….

      • OSHH

        Black women don’t monopolize bitchiness, mean girl syndrome etc.
        Black women don’t own the patent!
        Nothing wrong with being kind, nothing at all but I don’t think one should be disingenuous for fear of being stereotyped.
        BW are human and subject to a full range of emotion/moods :-)

        • Tonididitonem

          You shouldn’t buuuuut it’s something I’ve seen A LOT!!!! I’m not disingenuous I’m just nice cuz I like people and I notice when I’m nice to others they’re even nicer to me. You catch more flies with honey…..

      • Sandia

        And why are you replying under my post? I’m talking about people who disagree with an artist/ noncelebrity and other people say they’re hating, etc. My point is people swear you’re hating if you don’t share in their level of enthusiasm. Your point doesn’t correlate with mine. You are not replying you making a new point therefore the reply button should have never been touched under my post.

        • Tonididitonem

          Yikes. Bitchy. Not necessary. I’m sorry.

          • Sandia

            Apology accepted, heffa.

        • bored@wizerk

          Nahhh…you don’t have to be a stan but you don’t have to be a hater and leave bitchey comments. Once you take time out of he your busy schedule to constanlty comment on an artist that you are not (enthused by) you are hating. For instance…I don’t like heavy metal music….It just doesn’t do it for me…that is my opinion and it is perfectly fine..no one will call me a hater for that. However if I go to the heavy metal website and constantly comment negativley on the biggiest heavy metal artist in the world..I would be hating. It’s like If you don’t care…ignore it. Otherwise YOU MAD?

      • Kristen

        I don’t think being nice and polite matters..some people will call you a hater simply for disagreeing with them. Once a fanatic is stuck in their mindset and you haven’t jumped on the bandwagon, then you’re a hater. This just happened to me twice within the past few weeks lol

        • OSHH

          True, you can’t have an opposing opinion without being called a hater. It is scary.

  • Kiki

    Hmmm… I think the word “hater” is used as a defence mechanism by people that can’t accept a fellow human being isn’t buying what they’re selling. Not everyone will like you. You can tell when someone’s giving you constructive criticism and when they’re just bitter. Stating your opinion doesn’t make you a hater and 99% of the people that never have anything positive to say about anyone aren’t “haters” they are “hateful”.

    • Kristen

      “I think the word “hater” is used as a defence mechanism by people that
      can’t accept a fellow human being isn’t buying what they’re selling.”

      I’m SO glad you said this. I see this all the time online, specifically
      the comments on MN. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been called a
      “hater” just because I’m calling out someone’s BS. Mostly it’s someone who’s stuck so far up some celebrity’s arse that when you try to reason with them they call you a hater. That’s all they have left to say by that point.

      • Kiki

        Yup! Especially on a Beyonce or Rihanna post. Rihanna could step out of The Ritz butt naked, you say she has no shame and The Navy will call you every name under the sun. Same with The beyhive.

        • Guestest

          The Navy is the new beyhive.

          • Dominique

            Everyone on this post is a hater! How funny that all the haters commented on this post because they felt guilty!
            Hillarious!

            • Anom

              You’re an idiot, how old are you?

            • bored@wizerk

              I’m telling you. The haters are getting offensive.

    • bored@wizerk

      Spoken like a TRUE HATER.

  • Kiki

    A of th

  • PICA$$O BAE YEEZY

    As soon as I clicked it and beyonce popped up I knew that this would be a waste or time..and I’m not a hater…but if not liking her is the foundation of being a hater, its obvious that this was written by a beyhive stan and I’m not interested in any thing they have to say

    • LOL

      U mad?

      • Tina

        All the haters came out to comment on this post! They even put the biggest hater and looser MiaSara as the first commenter!
        Soooooo funnnnny!

    • Gert

      Thank you! This article was a waste of ink

    • Trisha_B

      Thank you! I didn’t even click the 2nd page. Smh if I don’t like someone, I don’t like them. Simple. Doesn’t mean I’m a hater, doesn’t mean I don’t respect them. I just don’t like them. Beyoncé is not all that. We don’t have to like her.

      • Justine

        Oh Trisha, lol
        there r actually some funny ones there……but on a serious note, I do bellieve that ths site glorifies Bey too much.
        Yeah she has achieved much but lawks man

      • hollyw

        Yeah, that ish was funny; I said, only MN… =| The rest were more realistic though lol…

      • Harry Balznkoc

        Sound like a hater to me. Why yall even that concerned? – ‘Beyonce aint all that..’ and? You aint all that but I don’t dislike you for it. You are definetly a hater.

    • Tonididitonem

      It wasn’t just about Beyoncé. It went further.

    • Gloria

      lol! It actually gets kind of funny after the Beyonce` slide.
      Dnt be mad hun, smile a while :)

    • IDontTrustWhitePpl

      The whole point was if you ‘hate’ Beyonce and don’t know why. Basically a hater is someone who doesn’t like someone who they don’t know, or don’t have a reason to hate them–they just do for some reason. Now that’s Haterism 101.

      • Belinda

        THIS^^^^. And can we add people who come up with BS reasons for their hate?

      • bored@wizerk

        Lmbo exactly!!

    • bored@wizerk

      But whyyy don’t you like her? That is the question. (And no I am not a Beyonce stan. However I do like her and think she is very talented and beautiful.) So,why don’t you like her. Can she not sing? Can she not dance? Is she ugly? what?

  • MiaSara

    I don’t think people hate Beyonce it’s her crazy fans that people despise. Those wackos will swear to you that it was Beyonce who was born to a virgin named Mary that cold December night.
    I can’t stand those freaks! If hating them is wrong I don’t want to be right.

    • Shirley

      Yes that’s true! They will get in an all out online brawl if you say something negative about Beyonce! They act like they wake up with her every morning! I just don’t like how some put her up on a pedestal like she is supernatural!

      • atieno

        LOL MN really first thing -if someone hates bey they are haters,i agree with mia,it’s the fans they deathly scare,it’s like bey cannot get any objective/subjective criticism however one wants to, see it it’s true shirley ,it’s like she is supernatural.i didn’t bother,mn your signs border on immaturity

    • kiki j

      Lol iktr

    • Shady boots

      This was one big lol, soon as she popped up i said hold it one minute cause then that means im a full fled hater…lmao There are plenty of ppl who dont like her and her stans gets on our last nerves with their petty worship of her. And i dont mind giving ppl a good read if they need it….ijs

    • David

      Your poosie stinks!

      • Dominique

        MiaSara is the biggest hater of all time! It’s so funny and fitting that they put her
        garbage comment first! Too funny!

        • Anonymous

          Her comment was first cause she commented first, I hate when dumb people say you’re a hater cause you don’t like something, it’s called an opinion and everyone has one. I could’ve made this dumb list shorter with one reason, 1. You’re a hater if you strongly don’t like or hate someone or something for no reason.

          • Dominique

            You hate yourself! Your name is even under anonymous! You have no point!
            Die!!!!!

        • MiaSara

          I’m sorry have we met dear?

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