10 Weird And Embarrassing Things Every Woman Has Done

March 26, 2014 ‐ By

Being a woman is a trip. There’s no other way to describe it. It takes work. Whether you’re trying to enhance your beauty, keep up with what the fellas like or maintain your hygiene, balancing all of this can often place you in weird situations. And while some of these things sound crazy, you have to do what you have to do…You just hope and pray to God that no one ever catches you in the act. So, ladies let us know can you relate to this list of weird and embarrassing things every woman has done? Naturally, the word “every” is used very loosely here. You know what we mean…most of us.

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  • Jexie_GrandShrubberyElf

    ‘every’ woman. I don’t think so dear.

  • DeadRising3

    None of these are weird.

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  • Joe

    Like always.. They went light on the questions… If she spends the night, and has to take a dump what does she do? If she get’s gas, and has to fart. What does she do? I can think of many things the list didn’t out on here.

  • guest

    Kegals are weird and embarrassing? Who in the world made this list

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  • MiaSara

    I don’t consider any of the stuff listed weird or out of the norm. But what idiot leaves the house w/o a just in case tampon?

  • chanela

    LOL haven’t done “the check” but most of the time you’d ask other women “when i stand up, can you check if i’m stained?” whether you know that woman or not, they’d usually help a sista out

  • Aaliyah Noelle

    Ive done all besides the mirror one to look at my vag.

    • chanela

      please tell me you’re younger than 15

      • Aaliyah Noelle


        • LemonHause

          Don’t feel bad. I’m 24 and I’ve never done that.

  • Chanda

    Is it embarrassing if it’s done in the privacy of your home or room? I’ve done many of these except the first and last ones.

  • Ms_Sunshine9898

    I done a few of them, sure even check my bras – i have several of the exact same ones. But the check? I don’t even know what that is . . .

  • Trisha_B

    Done a few of these things lmaooo. List was funny

    • NOPE

      I’ve seen a list for men and I do about half of them weekly, lol.

  • kiki j

    I never thought to do “the check”. I just go to the bathroom lol but im not judging. Im faithful to my kegils lol. I definitely smell my bras to see if it can make it another day, don’t judge I’m very busty so my bras are expensive. The rest on the list is definitely not me.

  • Aiych

    Yea I’ve done quite a few of these…and many of these things I’ve seen on other similar lists. It’s really not that bizarre, although I highly doubt EVERY woman has done all of these things.

  • lis

    Ive never done the check, the pad/tampony thing or smelt my bras

  • yea ok

    what a dumb list

  • FromUR2UB

    Umm…I guess I have twerked. I called it “sex”, though. No, I don’t do demonstrations for onlookers.

  • Guest

    Never dropped to look at a leak( that’s what bathrooms are for!) haven’t tweaked at home (For what?) Yes I have seen my vagina(iT’S MINE)but have never modeled positions(why do I care what he looking at while he’s hitting it), “licking my nipples(WTF?Am I a Feline?) Kiegal, yes, the rest NO,NO, HELL NO. Who made this crappy list.

    • PolkaDots

      My sentiments exactly.

    • Guest

      I agree with you but for the nipples part. If you have big boobs, you can easily lick it so why not? It’s your nipples so you might as well see what the fuss is about, lol.

  • Just saying!!

    This is too real!! Lol and sometimes I pretend to cuss out people that I can’t cuss out for real for whatever reason. I may just be a weirdo for that one but I’ll reenact the whole thing. “AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE!?” Lmao that way I kind of feel better because I feel like it really happened but I don’t have to deal with the guilt because I didn’t really yell at anyone hahaha

    • kiki j

      Lol I love it!

    • lovechild

      I am one of those people, not only because I can’t cuss them out for real, but also because they may have said something slick to me at the time, and I usually cannot think of a clever comeback until waaaay after the fact. I hate that ish. LOL!!!!!

  • Pointless Peaches

    Hehe all is true for me

  • Natalie Marie Alvarez Padilla

    I did not know anything about “the check”

    • PolkaDots

      Thank you…I was thinking the same thing. This list is just STUPID…and you can add no. 11 to the list.

      • Jazze

        Sorry, but “the check” is real. Maybe not as necessary as it used to be since product lines have improved. But especially if you were wearing white, the check was de rigueur.