Happy 35th Birthday Adam Levine?! White Men Who Prove Black Isn’t The Only Color That Doesn’t Crack

March 18, 2014  |  

Today People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, Adam Levine, turns the big 3-5, and we don’t know about you, but that was a big shock to us. The Maroon 5 singer honestly doesn’t look a day over 30, which got us to thinking about all the other white men debunking the myth that only black doesn’t crack. Are you shocked at how old some of the following stars are?

35th Birthday Adam Levine

Adam Levine

Thirty five years ago, Fred and Patsy Levine gave birth to the singing sensation known as Adam Levine. We’d say he owes them a big thank you for passing down those youthful genes.

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Brad Pitt

This is what 50 looks like y’all. Fifty! Just to give you a reference point, George Clooney is 52, and while he’s fine too, we’ve been talking about him like he’s a dapper middle-aged man for years. We’re only just now realizing Brad is entering the second half of his life. He might have a little Benjamin Button in him for real.

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Gabriel Mann

“Revenge” fans would surely be surprised to know Nolan Ross is getting ready to turn 42 this May. He’s closer to Victoria’s age than Emily’s in real life!

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John Stamos

’90s Uncle Jesse lives forever in the body of John Stamos, who is a whopping 50 years young.

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Rob Lowe

Baby faced cutie Rob Lowe is drinking from the same fountain of youth as John Stamos. This is one pretty man and he just turned 50 yesterday.

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Jared Leto

Jared Leto, or modern-day “Jesus” as some people started referring to him after award season, looks as innocent and baby-faced as he did in his “My So Called Life” days. Can you believe he’s 42?

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Liam Neeson

Can we just point out that we don’t know many 61 year olds like Liam Neeson who can rescue individuals from foreign kidnappers as if it’s all in a day’s work.

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William Shatner

Funnyman William Shatner absolutely deserves a fist-pump for being this with it at 82.

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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is knocking on 52’s door, but to tell you the truth we still see the same young starlet from “Top Gun.”

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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is another surprising member of the 50-plus club. In June he’ll be 51. We’ll take it!

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Jim Parsons

When you look at Jim Parsons do you see a man six days away from his 41st birthday? We don’t either.

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  • GiantClam

    “Black isn’t the only color that doesn’t crack”?
    WTF?

  • hollyw

    …… wait, Jared Leto is 42?! And William Shatner is 82?!?!? Whaaat the f———-k!

  • Maile00

    William Shaner is 82?! Dang! Rob Lowe looks terrible. Jared Leto…yes he can…and John Stamos!

  • q

    These dudes look a lot older in person and without makeup. Believe me. I live in NYC and I run into celebs often. Many of them are unrecognizable in person.

    • hollyw

      You sholl right, and I hate to say it but if you think the men look bad…you should see the women… O.O

  • NamelessDreamer

    Joseph Gordon Levitt!

  • Guest

    I’ll take Brad Pitt, John Stamos, Rob Lowe and Jared Leto anyday.

  • Olivia

    All of these men look their age or older.

  • True Comments

    starlet refers to a woman and last time i checked tom cruise is a man

  • kb

    35 is not old Sheesh!

  • KB

    Jim Parsons really surprised me! I never would have guessed that.

    Side note: holy crap, Rob Lowe wears a lot of makeup!