15 Signs Your Biological Clock Is Ticking

March 25, 2014  |  
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Naomi Campbell is 43 and just getting serious about having kids. That’s a long time to miss the tick.

Could your biological clock be going off? Time to recognize the signs.

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You Grab Random Babies At Church

He’s so cute…

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You Stop Pregnant Women to Ask Them Questions

Suddenly the whole process is just fascinating.

You Start Judging Dudes on Daddy Potential

Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick…

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And Looking for Signs

Condom broke…must be fate.

Period Two Days Late?

Start browsing for baby clothes online.

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Then You Get It And Feel Relieved

But also a little bit sad…

You Want to Babysit…A Lot

Ya’ll going out tonight? I’ll watch ’em. Staying in? I’ll watch ’em.

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You Get A Dog

And start dressing him up…

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You Start Taking Pretend Pregnancy Photos


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You Watch Toddlers and Tiaras

And start making plans.

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You’ve Been Watching A Lot of Cute Baby Videos

All day. On repeat.

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You’re Rooting for Kenya to Have a Baby

Because you know how it feels to want to be a mom (even if your sanity is in question).

You Can’t Stand to Hear a Baby Cry

Because it makes you want to pick that stranger’s baby up.

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You Start Counting Your Baby-Making Years

And it feels like there aren’t many left…

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This Photo of the Smiths Is the Last Straw

And now you want a family. Stat.

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