15 Signs Your Biological Clock Is Ticking
Naomi Campbell is 43 and just getting serious about having kids. That’s a long time to miss the tick.
Could your biological clock be going off? Time to recognize the signs.
You Grab Random Babies At Church
He’s so cute…
You Stop Pregnant Women to Ask Them Questions
Suddenly the whole process is just fascinating.
You Start Judging Dudes on Daddy Potential
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick…
And Looking for Signs
Condom broke…must be fate.
Period Two Days Late?
Start browsing for baby clothes online.
Then You Get It And Feel Relieved
But also a little bit sad…
You Want to Babysit…A Lot
Ya’ll going out tonight? I’ll watch ’em. Staying in? I’ll watch ’em.
You Get A Dog
And start dressing him up…
You Start Taking Pretend Pregnancy Photos
You Watch Toddlers and Tiaras
And start making plans.
You’ve Been Watching A Lot of Cute Baby Videos
All day. On repeat.
You’re Rooting for Kenya to Have a Baby
Because you know how it feels to want to be a mom (even if your sanity is in question).
You Can’t Stand to Hear a Baby Cry
Because it makes you want to pick that stranger’s baby up.
You Start Counting Your Baby-Making Years
And it feels like there aren’t many left…
This Photo of the Smiths Is the Last Straw
And now you want a family. Stat.