10 Things You Never Want Him to See
As much as we try to hide it, being a woman isn’t as glamorous as we’d like to make people believe. We’re human and sometimes that means dealing with life’s little nasties. While we often point to men as being dirty there are some common, womanly issues that we’d rather men not know about. Check out the short list and if you’re honest with yourself, you might just get a good chuckle out of them.
You never want your man to see:
1…you leaning in the bathroom mirror ferociously plucking your chin, nose, or upper lip hairs.
2…you bent over the bathroom sink washing remnants of the red dragon out of your drawers.
3…all the dry skin that comes off your feet when you finally do get that pedicure.
4…you looking after you wipe.
5…masturbating. (Most guys would get off on this but if you don’t intend for him to see you, it’s all bad.)
6…peeing on yourself.
7…picking your nose. (You may say you don’t but we know you do.)
8…removing your Diana Ross weave to reveal your Amber Rose cut
9…what a yeast infection really looks like. *shivers*
10…you in the tightest of fetal positions receiving a colonoscopy.
Ewwwwwww! What disgusting, potentially embarrassing things would you add to this list?