You Mad? Salty Reactions We’ve All Had When We Heard Someone Got Engaged
It’s a regular Friday morning, you check your Facebook page and there it is: another engagement announcement. You’re trying to be cool and pretend like you don’t care, but here come the stages of engagement salt.
Your Face When You Read The Post
You’re trying to be happy for your girl, but you can’t quite manage to crack a smile.
Hold On, Let Me Read This Again
Yup, that’s the ring, that’s the engagement cheese and that’s the sound of your “when am I going to get engaged?!” clock going TICK, TICK, TICK.
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Call to Congratulate Her
She sounds way too happy. It’s starting to feel shady on your side of the phone.
Is She Done Talking About This Already?
We’ve already been over this part of the engagement story twice.
Get Angry With Your Dude
Now you’re playing “Put A Ring On It” on repeat and giving him the side eye.
“What is the matter with you?”