We Give Thanks For Eye Candy And Abs: Famous Fellas Who Showed Off Their Fine Bodies On Instagram

November 27, 2013  |  

Hot body selfies from social media

When you stop and think about it, most of us, if not all of us living and breathing right now, have a lot to be thankful for. Be thankful for your family, your friends, your job, your health, the roof over your head, and more. And if that’s not enough, you’re about to be very thankful for Instagram and the selfie, because we’re thankful for fine celebrity men who don’t have a problem sharing what they’re working with, with their fans using both of those things. Here are some hard and fine bodies we’re thankful to have seen this year thanks to social media!

tank Tank

We’re thankful for itty bitty bathroom towels, because if not, we wouldn’t get to see all that singer Tank is working with. You could eat off those abs!

The Rock The Rock

We’re thankful for the gym, and men like The Rock who keep what God gave them SUPER right and tight. That chest is just a work of art…a work of art I’d like to lay my head on…

 

Mario Mario

We’re thankful that Mario has come out of hiding and come back with a bawdy-awdy-awdy…But hold the camera still next time, boo.

Drake Drake

While Drake might be at his “Worst Behavior,” we’re thankful that he’s in the best shape he’s ever been in. Hey, you can’t jump around and do the uber-dramatic Drake hands without getting those biceps and triceps in order.

Idris

Idris Elba

So Idris has a little chest hair. Bet you wouldn’t kick him out the bed for it. We’re just thankful to claim this super-fine chocolate man in our dreams. Who am I kidding? In my dreams! Go find yourself another imaginary husband, ladies. This one is mine! *wink*

Nick Jonas Nick Jonas

I’m thankful that the Jonas Brothers are all grown up, because a few years ago I would have felt weird with my eyes ogling young Nick Jonas in all his ab-a-licious glory.

Ne Yo Ne-Yo

I’m glad this selfie cut out Ne-Yo’s bald head…just kidding! I’m thankful for Ne-Yo’s dedication to getting his body back in shape after he says he gained too much weight during his The Year of the Gentleman days. He’s definitely a delicious inspiration to couch potatoes everywhere.

Usher

Usher

I’m just thankful that even if Usher’s music doesn’t sound like it used to, or his messy divorce and child custody battle tainted the image we used to have of him, at least he still has that mean set of abs. Nobody can take that away from you, boo! Well, maybe beer can…but you get what I’m saying.

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt

If you’ve ever watched Pratt on Community, you already know that he’s not known for being a fit guy whatsoever. But holy moly! I’m thankful for whatever protein drinks he’s gulping down because he’s looking absolutely amazing these days. Anna Faris is one lucky chick!

Nelly

Nelly

I’m thankful for birthdays, especially Nelly’s birthday, because he came out and celebrated in the buff with someone special and a pretty good looking cake. That thing is looking too good! The cake I mean, but of course, Nelly looks delicious as well.

Craig David

Craig David

I’m thankful for Craig David because even though he fell off musically, he used all that energy he could have channeled into to make an album to instead become the black Incredible Hulk. It’s a bit much for me…but I’m not mad at him for all the muscle.

Shia

Shia LaBeouf

I’m thankful that the kid I used to know as Louis Stevens on Even Stevens has grown up to be not only a serious actor, but a seriously hot one! I don’t know where he got all this body from, but I love it!

Shemar M

Shemar Moore

I’m thankful for Shemar Moore because he can’t go a few hours without flashing his chesticles and abs. Hell, if I looked like him I would walk around topless all the time too!

Colin

 

Colin Kaepernick

I’m thankful for Colin Kaepernick because…well, duh! Just look at the man! He’s perfect!

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  • manonyme

    for a second there, i thought you left out a perennial HOT guy, but he was 14 outta 15 -shemar moore… …wowwie-wee-wow…and tht jonas bro. i felt the same way bout them. but they’re def ;all growed up’ now. . .

  • kofybean

    How come every pic of guy candy is from the waist up? Do these n**gas even squat? These curl monkeys. I gives no props until I see proof of quads and calves.

  • ugh

    i see this all the time by regular men on my tl not tryina look at ppl who ill never meet plenty of dymudes look like these men just hit your local planet fitnest theyre there

  • m

    Chris Pratt was never on Community

  • DC’sF!nest

    THE ROCK CAN SOOOOOOOO GET IT! YASSSS HUNTY, YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

  • CrossWinds

    1 Timothy 4:8………..

    8 “Physical training is good, but training for godliness is much better, promising benefits in this life and in the life to come.”

    • manonyme

      i’m sorry, but i didn’t see the bit where they denounced ”their” personal deities and implied they weren’t thinking at all about their inner fitness. and it seems like you know what you want outta life, but i would caution you to not project YOUR reality onto the masses… all the best; 🙂

  • Leesa

    The Rock, Idris and NeYo look so so good!!!

  • PleaseDOBetter

    I didn’t even recognize Craig David.

  • Machone

    Nice prison bodies….

  • FeelsGood

    I’m sorry, but that pic of Nelly just looks…umm..fruity. Surely u could have found a better one.

    And you’re missing my boo Devin Thomas!

    • Aunt TT

      Yes Devin is gorgeous. And he was interested in fantasia and she didn’t even like him like that. Some women have gd men standing in their paths, and still be craving hood sh!t. A gd women can’t win for nothing

  • pfeiffer87

    Chris Pratt is on Parks and Rec not Community

  • boonevincent .

    Drake looks like somebody who’s been working out for about three weeks.

  • Jayde da Blade

    The Rock! make me so moist. I love that boy. Just pure perfection.

  • more

    i love the rocks SMILE always have!

  • Courtney Banks

    YOU MISSED MORRIS CHESTNUT!!!!

  • Bottom Line

    I need a glass of water! Ooh wee!