Are We Too Sensitive? 15 Celebrities Under Fire Who Deserve A Break
It seems like every time you turn on the news, another celebrity is under fire. Is it really that serious? Or do some of these celebrities under fire deserve a break?
The Crime: Moving forward with a Barney’s deal despite Barney’s racism.
Reason for Appeal: Maybe a good way to stop Barney’s from being racist is to make them give a black man some money.
People want Jay-Z to boycott Barney’s for reporting a man to the police for shopping while black. But maybe Jay-Z should move forward with the deal. “Money” is a language that executives speak. Having a black man make them some may help them change their antiquated prejudices.
The Crime: Using black backup dancers to make fun of unrealistic beauty standards.
Reason for Appeal: We might have a little trouble taking a joke.
The video for Lilly Allen’s new single “Hard Out There” was one long joke about unrealisitic beauty standards in the industry. But when one scene featured a common black music video trope: black backup dancers twerking on cars, some people stopped laughing. But why can’t Lily poke fun at video groupies to encourage women to be confident with themselves, not just their bodies?
The Crime: “Sweating like a Hebrew slave” on TV
Reason for Appeal: We don’t understand why it’s racist.
After the 6th season of “Real Housewives of Atlanta” aired, Phaedra was immediately “under fire” for her comments. But black folks say this all the time and it’s not really racist: the Jews were slaves in Egypt and building pyramids in Egypt is hot work. We just don’t get it.
The Crime: Shading hip-hop, being racist
Reason for Appeal: It’s not racist to shade hip-hop because black people aren’t hip hop.
Lorde’s single “Royals” has been number one for weeks and under fire for just as long for lyrics like these:
But everybody’s like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece/
Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash/
We don’t care, we aren’t caught up in your love affair/
And we’ll never be royals
People felt like if she was shading things about hip-hop, she was shading black people. But black folks aren’t hip-hop, and there’s nothing wrong with wishing that music was less about bling and more about real things.
The Crime: Digitally slimming down for “Bound 2”
Reason for Appeal: We feel Kim’s post-baby struggle
If you had to get nude on camera right after you had a baby, you might want a little digital help too. Plus, she’s far from the first celebrity to get a little editing help before the video comes out.
The Crime: Letting Steve Harvey help her find a man like 5 minutes after her divorce.
Reason for Appeal: Newly-single Porsha is trying to be an independent woman.
We love the new, confident post-divorce Porsha. We can’t shade her for trying to make her own paycheck on the Steve Harvey show. Maybe a little financial independence will keep her from ending up with another Kordell.
The Crime: Shooting a lion then smiling with it for a photo op.
Reason for Appeal: She’s a celebrity hunter…are we missing something here?
So here’s the story: Melissa Bachmann is a celebrity hunter. She shoots animals on TV. Every day. For money. But when a picture of her with a picture of a lion she hunted (legally) surfaced, suddenly she’s getting death threats and is about to be barred from going back to South Africa. We just don’t understand what the big deal is.
The Crime: Letting unhealthy Pepsi sponsor and promote her latest album “Prism”
Reason for Appeal: Katy’s not the first to promote Pepsi, why should she take the heat?
PepsiCo is a multi-trillion dollar company that was causing cavaties decades before Katy Perry was even born. If you want to boycott an unhealthy drink, why not target the people making it?
The Crime: Getting drunk and trying to use her celebrity to get out of a ticket.
Reason for Appeal: Wouldn’t you try it too if you could?
In Reese’s defense, it probably worked before. And if we could use a little “do you know my name” to get out of a ticket, we’d probably try it at least once.
The Crime: Moving from a teen reality show to a sex tape.
Reason for Appeal: Isn’t this about what you expected from Farrah?
Farrah Abraham’s started her 15 minutes as the most scandalous “Teen Mom” on the show. Was anyone surprised that this was her next move?
The Crime: Taking performance enhancing drugs and lying about it.
Reason for Appeal: He may have been a patsy.
Cheating is wrong, but officials had to know what was going on. The man won the Tour de France seven times in seven years. Either he was doping or from the planet Krypton. It feels like his sponsors new all along, raked in the money then let Lance take the fall.
The Crime: Peeing in public and on Bill Clinton’s picture.
Reason for Appeal: Kids will be kids.
It’s easy to forget that Justin Bieber is only 19 and who didn’t do dumb stuff at that age?
The Crime: Blackface on a photo shoot.
Reason for Appeal: Is blackface still racist if you’re already black?
People called Bey and L’Offciel Paris — the French magazine that posted the pics — racist. But that may be stretching the term. We think the photo shoot was more about art than race.
The Crime: Stepping on the American flag.
Reason for Appeal: He’s said it was an accident like three times already.
There’s a video that shows it was an accident, Lil’ Wayne said it was an accident and apologized anyway. But people are still calling him a “disgrace.” Feels like folks are just picking on Weezy.
The Crime: Being racist for filming a black woman singing about chicken.
Reason for Appeal: It’s not racist any time a black person gets near a chicken.
Burger King got so much backlash for this commercial that they temporarily pulled it. But we think the only crime Burger King committed was wasting the talents of a multi-Grammy, multi-platinum artist by having her sing about sandwich ingredients.