Oh You’re Mad? Man Buys House Next To Ex And Literally Gives Her The Middle Finger

November 17, 2013  |  

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Note: Don’t ever date a man who’s wealthy enough to spend money on the most random things because he’s bored and bitter. You might end up with a middle finger statue aimed right at you.

This is the situation a Bloomfield Hills, Michigan woman finds herself in. According to Gawker, Alan Markowitz, a local businessman decided to show he wasn’t “done” with his unidentified ex so he bought a house right next to hers, undoubtedly annoying the woman to no end.

But it doesn’t end there.

Apparently, Markowitz then purchased a bronze statue in the shape of a middle finger and had it placed right in the view of the woman’s home. Her daughter Lenka tweeted, “[I]ts hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house.”

No, not even a leisurely bath is sacred anymore.

At night, the statue is still visible because Markowitz has a spotlight on to illuminate the figure.

MArkowitz, is the owner of three Detroit strip clubs and the author of Topless Prophet: The True Story of America’s Most Successful Gentleman’s Club Entrepreneur. The book is actually being turned into a television show. He’s also the father of a 17 year old girl who lives in the home with him. I’m sure she’s really excited about all of this attention (I’m using sarcasm but since she’s only 17, she might find this pretty cool).

Listen, you have to be pretty pathetic to take such drastic measures towards your ex. I guess the whole “deal with your feelings and move on” thing just doesn’t work, huh?

Listen, you have to be very

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  • mojo

    that it just doing the most like really get over it smdh!

  • gf

    Nice day . Are you a real love seeker? You are not alone. ~~~ — kissbisexual—- ? Millions of singles have joined it.you can easily find someone real, serious, quality.

  • FromUR2UB

    I’m sure she’s regretting that she let him get away.

  • Courtney Banks

    Bored and rich white people problems….. **shrugs**

  • Trisha_B

    I wouldn’t call him bitter, i would call him hurt. MN if you gonna report on a story, at least report the WHOLE thing……This woman cheated on him, then moved the man she was having an affair w/ into that house. That’s just foul. Yea, what he did was a little extreme. But that man was hurt. He’s scorned. Women who were scorned did a lot worse things

    • PleaseDOBetter

      I feel your point but have to agree to disagree. Yes, women do dumb things when they are hurt but it is not OK when we do it, nor are his actions OK. Honestly, I feel like his wife did him a favor in the long run. She showed her a$$, he didn’t need to show his in return.

  • junctown

    Well talk about childish

  • Erica LadiiBug Divaa

    I think it’s fuccing hilarious

  • PleaseDOBetter

    I don’t see what there is to gain from this behavior, ESPECIALLY when he may become ready to move forward. If I was a woman I would stay FAR AWAY.

  • MarriedMomOf2

    Gee now I know why he’s an ex-husband. Bitter much?

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  • Mrs. AdamsIII

    Someone needs to let it go, Mr. Bitterman

  • Ms_Mara

    How classy is this guy?! smh

    • American Star Gazer

      smh too! A crazy bitter man with an overactive imagination and way too much free time on his hands is never a good thing! Completely classless!

    • chanela

      Tell me again how somebody associated with a strip club had class! Lmao