19 Sex Laws You Won’t Believe Are Real

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November 21, 2013 ‐ By Julia Austin
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No gunfire during fiery passion

In Connorsville, WI., just an hour-and-a-half outside of Minneapolis, it’s against the law for a man to shoot a gun at the same time that his sexual partner is in climax.

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  • justsayin

    people in Virginia can’t do anything but missionary (Having a fallout issue) anyways so I guess they don’t want us showing their women how it’s done.

  • Just saying!!

    First of all, this is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever read. This country is even sillier than I thought. Second of all, I know almost everyone in Virginia has broken the law because you can’t have sex in the same position ALL the time. Third, why is there even a law for sex with animals!??!?!? Next, who is holding a gun while having sex!? (except rapists who would be breaking the law regardless), and lastly, WTH is up with these sexist laws that only apply to one sex!? -_-

  • Jessica2248

    LMAO!! I guess some of us “riding dirty”!!

  • Paniel Chigbu

    USA is getting married to dogs, citizens of USA keep quiet don’t speak out, keep saying God said we should
    not judge one another, that is always defensive language for the USA
    citizens. That God told them not to judge one another. You people are heading to hell.

  • NativeAmerican

    In Bakersfield, that would be about 2/3 of the population!!!

  • Vicki

    This is obviously just for laugh…These so-called ‘laws’ are absurd and mad as a hatter!!!

  • Taryn Bryant

    Does that happen a lot in Bakersfield? Hmmm

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  • SpicyYellowCake

    What the actual f*ck Virginia? I hate the south.

    • Eneae

      Actually, it worse. The article got it wrong. In VA missionary is the only legal position with your spouse while wearing socks. Law is outdated and ignored.

  • john

    If a hot woman loses to you in billiards and offers sex instead of money, would you really turn her in? I know I wouldn’t!

  • Michelle Hart

    This article has to be a joke! Some of this stuff is stupid!

  • waytoonice

    glorious virginia!!

  • marshefen

    So you can have sex with someone possessed by the devil, but make sure to wrap it up!

    • SnickerDoodle

      lol You allways hear wrap it up. Does that mean all the men who wrap it up are the devil. And if women arn’t protected, we’re going to have the devil’s spawn. I wouldn’t be surprised, sum of these kids out here are hella bad lol

  • Jasmine

    Well I’m so glad that these politicians have taken the time out of their busy schedules to pass all of these laws on the proper conduct of sex. I mean it’s not like there are any real issues happening in their cities and states. I promise I can sleep easier knowing that all the lights must be off in order to have sex. I mean hey, it saves me an extra trip to turn off the lights after doing the deed. I’d just feel lost with out these rules and regulations!

    • SnickerDoodle

      And, and, and…a lower electric bill haha

  • http://massageforwife.blogspot.com/ Nida batool

    Do not exclude missionaries. Its great

    • http://www.delhisexyescortagency.com/ Amisha

      nice thought

  • Bri Lady

    Well, I know where I’ll be having sex in a car from now on. ;)

  • travie andrews

    Who is really holding a gun while getting buckwild?

    • Guest

      Rapists?

    • Tee Elyse

      Right??? And it only said men were prohibited! What about women?? LOL!

  • Jamie

    WTF?! why tf are people having sex with Animals there are more than enough people in the world for this type of BS not to be happening!

    • mojo

      exactly my thought…there were some funny and interesting rules but the animal one is just plan ridiculous!!!

      • Paniel Chigbu

        Hhahaha No keep quiet don’t speak out, keep saying God said we should not judge one another, that is always defensive language for the USA citizens. That God told them not to judge one another.