“You Gon’ Learn Today” & Other Phrases We Stole From Kevin Hart

November 7, 2013 ‐ By

Of all the people I’ve had the opportunity to interview/meet since I started working at MadameNoire, after Iyanla Vanzant, Kevin Hart was the one I most looked forward to. When someone makes you laugh until you cry, they’ll forever hold a special place in your heart. And Kevin Hart is that person for me. And though he’s said some side-eye worthy things about black women I still ride for him. Sue me. Anyway, whether you love or loathe Kevin Hart, you have to admit, in the comedic arena he’s winning. And if you don’t believe me, just take a look at the ways in which his standup has influenced our daily lexicon.

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  • roo08

    yes the same Kevin hart that repeatedly puts down black women.

  • blackbeauty2013


    • RHONYC


      ONE SHOT.
      Lol ;-D

  • Ladybug94

    I actually heard alright, alright, alright way before Keven. Joe Pesci said that in Lethal Weapon I believe it was 3 a looooong time ago but some of the other stuff, I don’t recall.

  • thepreshest

    I always say “No…noooooo….I wasn’t ready”

  • Janee

    “No, nooo he wasn’t ready” Love it!! Kevin Hart is hilarious!

  • mojo

    I love this and I admit to using some of his phrases….it’s funny and catchy LOL

  • FromUR2UB

    I love the routine that “you gon’ learn today” is taken from, especially his father’s…um..loose cannon bumping heads as he’s moving down the row. Then, the little girls who say, “ewwwwwww!”. I’m crackin’ up now!

    • ________

      And couldn’t you just see his old arse daddy running around commando with sweats on?

      • FromUR2UB

        Oh my goodness!! That’s the funniest story I’d heard from a comedian in a loooooong time!

  • D.D

    He is prime example of its not what you say but how you say it. He puts on a show and is a fool in the best way lol

  • ________

    Allright allright allright! It got stuck in my head one day and I’ve been saying it for the last 2 weeks. It took me forever to finally watch him do stand up because I always thought he was annoying, but his standup is super funny! The story about his dad and the sweats killed me. Then the uncle who was going kill cancer? Kevin Hart is a fool!

    • mojo

      I agree I wasn’t to fond of him at first but after seeing him live a few years ago I am a fan lol

    • You can tell cancer when I see him, I gonna peel its muffin cap back blue lol..omg that little man is funny…my begs to think different though.

      • Ajavee

        When Kevin said peel his muffin cap back blue I was off of my
        sofa laughing so hard I began to cry. I wonder what is a muffin
        cap LMBO!

        • Me too! I was going to ask you!

          • Ajavee

            Ha ha I have no idea LOL! I was in tears on my floor.