Meet-An-Inmate.Com? 9 Of The Oddest Dating Sites

October 29, 2013  |  
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Online dating has really expanded over the years. If you’re only messing with BlackPeopleMeet.com or OkCupid, you probably weren’t aware that other forms of niche dating are on the up and up online. From farmers looking for love, to married folks looking to date (aka, stray), here are a few of the most interesting, or odd, dating websites out right now.

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Meet-an-Inmate

What do you know about Meet-an-Inmate.com? They’ve been making love connections between incarcerated men and woman since 112 dropped the jam “Anywhere” in ’98. If you’re not looking for anything too, TOO serious, they also can link folks up with pen pals, and you can keep someone company while they do their time. I don’t know about you, but that already sounds like too much commitment (and inmate letters can be quite lengthy…)

 

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Ashley Madison: Life Is Short, Have An Affair

For the trifling folks who want help having an affair, Ashley Madison’s “Life Is Short, Have An Affair” has been hooking folks up with discreet affairs since 2001. As the site says, “Ashley Madison is the most famous name in infidelity and married dating…Thousands of cheating wives and cheating husbands signup everyday looking for an affair.” Ah yes, thousands of marriages destroyed by Ashley Madison. Sign up today!

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SisterWives

Dating one person? Who does that anymore!? For fans of the dating website SisterWives.us, women who are interested in dating a man who has a penchant for dating hella women at one time look for love. Same for women who might want to add another partner (or two…or more) to their marriage to help build up their “family.” Fans of Big Love are encouraged to sign up.

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Farmer’s Only

While it might sound odd, with a reported 100,000+ members, the popularity of FarmersOnly.com is a pretty big deal. The site is for ranchers, farmers (of course) and conservative folks who just love nature and farming in general and are looking to make love in a barnyard on top of some hay with Ginuwine’s “Pony” playing in the background.  Okay, I’m kidding. Replace Ginuwine with Kenny Chesney’s “You Had Me From Hello.” Better?

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Singles With Food Allergies

Because no one understands a person with food allergies more than another person who has to forgo peanut, gluten and soy too. It’s nowhere near as useful as sites that try to pair up folks with STDS, but like they say, if you’re “Dairy-free & dynamic” you need to get your a** on SWFA.

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Ugly Bug Ball

Well, damn. For the “aesthetically average” (that’s objective though, right?) folks out there, you can find other individuals who also aren’t self-proclaimed dimes. The site is huge all over and has gained a lot of media attention. According to it, the site says ugly folks are the best people to date. Why? Because they’ve had a tougher life, so they tend to be more loyal and considerate of others. Who needs to look for a Morris Chestnut look-a-like when you can get a loyal loving dude from Ugly Bug Ball?

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Meet BDSM

50 Shades of Grey has people trying things they probably never thought they’d be down for. But those who are part of MeetBDSM.com, they’re more than down for connecting with “playmates” who are interested in experimenting with “restraint, intense stimulation, and role-play of hardcore BDSM practitioners.” Find love and get your a** beat all at the same time–if you like that sort of thing.

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Ayn Rand

I read The Fountainhead in high school, and it was one of my favorite books for many years. But I’m not necessarily trying to hook up and date individuals who are Aynheads. But that’s what you can find when you sign up for AtlasDate.com. It’s for followers/lovers of Rand and her books (she is also the author of the popular book Atlas Shrugged), and those who believe in her idea of “Objectivism.” Aka, NERDS.

Just kidding!

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Find Your FaceMate

What attracts you most is someone who looks like you, and you didn’t even know it. At least, that’s what I took away from findyourfacemate.appspot.com, which says that similar facial features can equate to complementary traits. As they say, “When you see a face that’s similar to your own, it triggers a sense of recognition, or chemistry.” Am I the only one who might be less turned on and more freaked out by someone who looks a lot like me strolling down the street? Okay, I’m kidding. They don’t mean that you should be out here dating your doppleganger, but whatever happened to “opposites attract”? But hey, whatever floats your boat.

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  • FromUR2UB

    Only if you don’t mind sharing him, because inmate 7845395 is cheatin’ on ya.

    • LOL

      You forgot to mention he’s cheating on you with inmate 1157869, 578493, the warden and em lol