My Appreciation For Ratch & 9 Other Reasons I’ll Never Be A Proper Lady

October 23, 2013 ‐ By

Every woman knows there are some unspoken rules about what it means to be a lady. A lady does this, a lady doesn’t do that. Everyone has their own version of “the rules.” Whatever they are, there are a few of them that I just don’t follow.

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  • mac

    Respect yourself.

  • LouLouB

    I wasn’t actually expecting to agree with any of these but I’m with you on the VPL for sure. I find thongs uncomfortable and the only time I’m going commando is to go to sleep!

    Chin hair though! Lmao

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  • Jayda Brown

    The pic with the lady with the panty line, it looks like her behind is eating her thong and khaki pants. (gobble, gobble).

    • Brooklyn_Beauty_Danni

      I used to work with an older chick that would wear the tightest pants on god’s green earth and then wear these panties that were even tighter…that ish is so damn nasty…ugh!

  • Ray

    Not doing these things does not make you ratchet. It makes it seem like you’re saying it’s okay to be ratchet when it’s obviously not. I don’t think you should be using these type of words either. How about speaking proper so we influence others to do so as well. We are already seen bad in the way we speak so we should change that.

    • Shawndrea Rachelle

      Who exactly are you trying to prove something to?

      • Ray

        Excuse me?

      • Alexis


  • Excepcion

    Love this list. Love my life 🙂 … I dont know if this would apply to the author but for me an add to this list is taking less than 30mins to get ready to go anywhere. No steps missed 🙂

  • Aaliyah Noelle

    yeah i was 110% with the writter until i got to the chin hair page… have never had any chin hairs. yuck. other than that… i agree

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  • Alexis

    I’m sorry, you have enough chin hair that you can run your fingers over them and actually feel it and start plucking? I never understood women who let a bunch of hairs grow out on their neck and chin and upper lip, seriously.

    • Aaliyah Noelle

      my thoughts exactly!!

    • itsjustfordecoration

      -__- worry about yourself

      • Alexis

        So you think someone posted an article about not being a proper lady for the COMMUNITY to comment on just so I can worry about myself? Someone is feeling guilty…its ok if you don’t shave, I just don’t agree 🙂

        • bonniewill

          Shaddeeeeee LOL

  • YoNess

    Yeah ladies put on bras…I have a parent that comes sans the girl wranglers each visit and my eyes burn plus I feel harassed, it is just too much information. Pick them girls up and strap ’em down.

  • tiapett

    OMG me all the way! I’m so happy I read this (even though I hate flipping through all these pages) 🙂 Except the bra thing. At a 36DDD a bra is no longer a choice lol but I am so much happier being myself instead of trying to fit into a cookie cutter view of what a woman should be. Heels make my feet hurt and I go home early. i can party all night in my Chucks lol! God made us all different and we don’t all fit into one standard. All of our little personality quirks and differences exist for a reason and we need to be true to them in order to know what those reasons are IMO.

  • Alex

    LOL, I can relate to a few of these!

  • cryssi

    Okay, so thongs are not my thing….but my butt is too big to add any unnecessary attention by having panty lines….that’s why I swear by Hanes.

    No wedgy, no panty line, no worries

    Oh and I consider myself a lady, maybe not by The Queen of England’s standards, but a lady in my own right.

    Because minus one or two things, this list is my life lol.

  • TC

    Hahahahahaha, I swear this whole list was written about me.