I Know That Ain’t What I Think It Is…Celebrities Who Share And Show TOO Much On Instagram

October 18, 2013  |  

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I get it. Sex sells. We got it decades ago, but people still keep shoving their goods in our faces to remind us that it does, and to also get some compliments that will boost their self-esteem and get them a whole lot of attention too. And while we applaud them for their banging bodies and “sharing is caring” mentality, we don’t need to see all that so much (and filters do NOT help). But alas, these celebrities haven’t yet realized that. Here are nine famous folks who overshare way too much of themselves on Instagram. And beware, you might just encounter some NSFW and ratchet stuff.

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Nicki Minaj, aka, @nickiminaj

The Nickster hasn’t even been on social media for more than a few months, but she’s already got jaws dropping and tongues wagging–or in my case, eyes going way to the side. Sometimes she’s making it rain in the strip club, showing off her line for K Mart, and just living luxuriously. But other times, she’s twerking in a pool, and showing off whatever the hell size breasts she has to the folks in her timeline. Folks were begging her to join Instagram and now they’ve created a monster.

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Cam’ron, aka, @mr_camron

Some things just weren’t meant to be shared with the world, and that includes the backside of your fiancée and a romp between the two of you in a bubble bath. Cam’Ron, always the interesting fella, has a lady in his life (named JuJu) that he’s ready to wed, and folks who follow his page have seen every inch of her already. It’s hard to tell if he’s showing her off as a form of admiration (and to brag), or if he’s just having a ball objectifying the girl…

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Kim Kardashian, aka, @kimkardashian

Kim K just might be the grandmother of this Instagram thing, because she’s been dominating for years with snaps of her numerous beauty procedures, her moments with Kanye, and oh yeah, her booty. This week’s post-baby snapback photo has nothing on the various times she’s bared her body on her timeline. Don’t be mad at her, it’s all that baby knows…

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Justin Bieber, aka, @justinbieber

I’m still trying to figure out when and why Justin Bieber turned from the furry headed little kid from Canada to a wannabe thug making his security guards carry him around clubs and up the Great Wall of China. But the transformation has occurred, and you can see the results on his Instagram page where he flexes his bird chest, makes inaudible videos, breaks up and make ups with Selena Gomez, and then teases fans with his butt crack. What a gentleman.

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Rihanna, aka, @badgalriri

While Kim K was away allowing a child to grow inside of her, Rihanna slowly but surely became a force to be reckoned with when it came to oversharing on Instagram. How many things have thine eyes seen? Well, there was the oiled up booty from the original “Pour It Up” video, we’ve seen her underboob, her love for marijuana, the beginning and end of her second go-round with Chris Brown (including a photo of her on her knees in a hotel in Paris where he was staying), other half-dressed women, and pretty much anything you can think of that would get an ordinary person fired from their job and slapped by their mother.

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Chief Keef, aka, @chieffkeeffsossa

When he’s not holed up in jail for everything from unpaid child support to probation violation, he’s spending all the money he gets and showing it to you on Instagram. It’s like a nightmare come to life in photos with guns, cash, more guns, some receipts from swanky stores, his daughter, and a few more guns–all in Sutro and Amaro filter. And don’t even get me started on the photo that got banned of the rapper getting oral from a young girl. MESS.

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Ke$ha, aka, @iiswhoiis

I’m guessing this chick was getting sick and tired of Miley Cyrus stealing all the rachet girl shine, because lately she’s been doing the absolute most to get attention on her page. She’s posted pics of herself fully unclothed, butt tooted in the air in a thong, legs wide open, covered in confetti while grabbing on to her ladybits, and more. All of that and I still only know one of her songs. Interesting…

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Chrissy Teigen, aka, @chrissyteigen

I’ve been done with Chrissy Tiegen for a while, but according to others, her page is a colorful mess of areola shots, n*de selfies and oh yeah, doing raspberries on the vag*nas of her model friends in short videos. It all often makes me wonder how she met and fell in love with super chill and private John Legend? Oh well. Who said that Cara Delevigne is the only rachet model out there?

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Tyler, The Creator, aka, @feliciathegoat

We’ve literally seen this guy on the toilet, and not in a s*xy way (if it’s even possible to be hot on the can). If that’s not enough, he’s also hilariously rubbed his n*pples behind Donald Trump, and even shared a pic of himself peeing in a garbage can. He’s a character. But for every shudder-worthy photo, there are pics of him cuddling up to Kanye, mean-mugging with Jay Z, goofing around with Kendrick Lamar and scaring the s**t out of Justin Timberlake. It’s pretty ridiculous, yet epic, at the same damn time.

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  • Guest

    Un’h…. No class, thirsty MFs. Yeah they’re entertainers but kids are still going to look up to & imitate them. Parents can try to censor as much as they want but the kids will eventually be exposed to it. Either they’ll stray away like their parents say or they’ll embrace it & hide it (temporarily) from their parents. It’s no different from the drug dealer on the corner. Look at the wild preacher’s kid. Enough said. Glitz & glamour shines just as bright as carelessness & irresponsible behavior.

  • Taryn Bryant

    What ever happened to dignity and self respect?

  • Jay

    The only person I really think needs to be on this list is Chief Keef and that’s only because of the violent climate in Chicago and his always pending legal issues. The rest of them are just young adults living in the moment, most of whom have roots in other countries where showing their bodies isn’t frowned upon. America is very two faced liked that, we use sex to sell and then get mad when someone uses er sex to sell. Gone are the days of the madmen where there was some anglo middle aged suburban guy in a suit deciding the images for us to see. Welcome to the new millennium, social networking, and reality tv era where artists/entertainers are controlling there own image.

  • JayMusicGirl

    Shame. And these people are some kids’ role models and “idols”. Makes me not want to be a teen in this generation. At least in the past, most of the singers and such with debached lives often had a clean public image and everything wasn’t out in the open unless they were known for for their skin being shown in flicks/pictures and their lifestyles being very public. Nowadays, everything is out in the open and easily imitatable… We need better role models…

    • Mojo

      Unfortunately these people are entertainers not role models, and no parent should rely on having them influence their child. If so, then that parents parenting skills need to be addressed because it is their responsibility to give their child/teen the knowledge that they need so that they are not easily influenced. Though I do not agree with most of their postings it is a free world so they are entitled to post whatever they want just like u and I….I don’t think it’s a big deal unless people make it a big deal…let them live u and i are living the way we want…right?

      • Nappyblack

        Best response yet…I’ve constantly said the same thing…you are right parents should be their kids role model and stop relying on entertainers to be such

      • Guest

        Guess u won’t see it til one if yours strays inexplicably

  • Chas

    I’d love to be shocked….but i can’t

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  • Talunja Scott-Patterson

    Who in the hell takes these damn pictures?!?!?!?!?! and Why dammit WHY???

  • Poigiant

    Did this man really share a pic of him on the toilet? Stop.

  • Laila

    Classless crew…

  • PICA$$O BABY YEEZU$

    i feel like ive seen rihanna naked already…she doesnt know how to leave things to the imagination

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