“You’re Just A Side Chick!” And Other Random Things Some Women Say When Arguing Over Trifling Men

October 11, 2013 ‐ By Cecily Michelle

Things women say when fighting over a man

There’s nothing new about women fighting over trifling, dog-ish men, but nowadays, it seems like some of us have taken such stupidity to a whole new level of just sad. With the presence of social media, angry man-sharing chicks are throwing their business all out in these streets. And boy, have my eyes and ears witnessed some of the most ridiculous man-related rants humanly possible. Therefore, I’ve decided to share. These punch lines seem to be common among ladies crazy enough to go to war over no-good fellas. Who knows? Maybe you’ve witnessed some of this buffoonery too. Here are things women say when fighting over men.

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  • Marina Calis

    if a woman said these things to me she is a tramp! Secondly….I would be packing old dude’s bags and getting him out the door fast….because I don’t believe she would be saying these things for no reason.Of course women lie….but it could also mean he is stepping out on you….

  • neka

    the crazy thing is who wants to be number 1 I want to be the only one. this article was on point I see this crap constantly on Facebook

  • Renae

    this article was good but next could you do one on things the side piece says ” if you was taking care of him at home he wouldn’t have come to me” LOL!

  • FromUR2UB

    Got some pretty good guffaws on these.
    How about the Shirley Brown lines, in ‘Woman to Woman’:
    “…the man you’re in love with, he’s mine, from the top of his head, to the bottom of his feet…the bed he sleeps in and every piece of food he eats…you see, I make it possible…the clothes on his back, I buy them…the car he drives, I pay the note every month..”
    By the time she finished saying all that, she should have thought: Hell! He’s a handful. You take him!

    • CarmenJones

      Or even better
      ” I’ve been in that bed with him, helped him eat the food you cook, removed the clothes you brought, and was taken home in ur car when I was finished with him”

      I hate women fighting and insulting each other over dirty dogs.

  • clwa0303

    Or the worst of all “I’m his wife you’re just his mistess”……..

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  • Benita Marie Hannah

    Don’t forget “I was here before you and I’ll be here after you”

    • yeppers

      i know thats right or the “HE comes home to me” well DUH!!! he cant stay ova here!!

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    • CarmenJones

      And the side chick replies
      “That’s the plan dummy, I’m just borrowing him”