Charlie Wilson might go by Uncle Charlie, but he will beat your behind like he’s your daddy if you get out of line. The man we’ve loved ever since his Gap Band days stopped by the office today, and in the midst of talking about Paparazzi and how TMZ cameras randomly rolled up on him one day asking him about Miley Cyrus twerking, Charlie, last name Wilson, dropped this gem on what he would have done after the MTV VMAs if Miley Cyrus was his daughter.
“If she would’ve been my daughter, I would’ve tore her a** up. Straight out.”
“If I catch one of my kids doing that, that a** is whooped. Straight out.
“I’m going to jail ‘cuz I’m whooping that a**. That’s how it is. Straight out.
You know when black folks say “straight out” they mean business right?
Watch the video below to fully understand the extent of Uncle Charlie’s disgust with Miley Cyrus’s on-stage twerking as he makes this plea to the barely legal singer: “Put you some clothes on damnit!”