9 Things I’ll Never Do With My Kids
Refer to their genitals as winky or any other demeaning nickname
And on the birds and bees note, I will tell my children to call their private parts by the proper names. Now I’ll be the first to admit that I love to use words like peen, wang, the almighty D word, cooch, poon, fishy (if it stinks–not mine) etc. But those come with age and intentional immaturity. When they’re young I need them to know what it’s really called so I won’t raise a thirty year old who is afraid to say the word pen!s.