You Sure You Wanna Eat That, Now? 10 Foods Too Messy For Public Consumption

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Corn on the Cob

I don’t even know why Popeyes thought it was okay to have corn on a cob as a fast food menu item. Truth is, there is just no graceful way to eat corn on the cob publicly. Despite your best efforts to not look like a wild banshee, you are going to get kernels of corn everywhere: on the floor; on the shirt; on your cheek; in your underwear; on your forehead; on the baby’s forehead; behind your husband’s ear; in dog’s hair… And once you’re done collecting kernels of corn from off of everybody and everything, then starts the work of picking them out from between your teeth. Not to mention that your whole entire mouth is going to be shiny as hell from the butter. Not a good look when you are out in public.

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