You Sure You Wanna Eat That, Now? 10 Foods Too Messy For Public Consumption

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Watermelon AND Chicken

I know what you are saying: Listen here DonTella Lemon. It is 2013 and I am about tired of over caring what white people think of me and blah, blah, blah…Right I get it. I truly do. Have your chicken. Have your watermelon. But for Goodness sake don’t have chicken and watermelon out in public the same sitting. I’m just saying, 2013 has already been shaping up as the year of Very Ballsy and Regressive White Folk – even Tim Allen is tripping (Et tu, “Buzz Lightyear” from Toy Story?) And having both watermelon and chicken at the same setting is just too temptation, even for the most nice and casual of racists. And unless you feel like going all Micheal Jai White and kicking some racist arse Black Dynamite style – and then going to jail John Coffy-style because the white man’s law is still in effect – then you might want to have a nice piece of orange to go with that two piece breast and wing platter.

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