You Sure You Wanna Eat That, Now? 10 Foods Too Messy For Public Consumption
Ice Cream Cone
The key to a good ice cream cone is making sure you have enough napkins on hand. If not, you are going to be licking Isht off of your hands and arms. And you are going to be constantly slurping around the base of the cone, where the ice cream meets, with your tongue just to slow the flow of milky Isht running down your hands and arms. And then you’re going to try to suck all the milky Isht leaking from the bottom tip of the cone…In your mind, you are just trying to enjoy your cone before it melts into a puddle of milky Isht. But from a far, it is looking more like a soft core Adult Videos staring you and a two scoops of double mint chocolate chip. Trust me, just get a waffle cone bowl instead.