“North West” Has Nothing On “Moxie Crimefighter”: 10 Celebrity Baby Names You Won’t Believe

June 24, 2013 ‐ By Clarke Gail Baines

While most of us used words completely opposite of “Awwwwwww!” to describe the idea of Kimye naming their baby North West, to be honest, in both Hollywood and everyday life, I think we can all agree that we’ve heard a LOT worse. Names with confusing silent letters, ones that are words spelled backwards–people try to get the most “creative” when it comes to giving a name and identifier to their children (aka, when they can give a name to someone they know they wouldn’t want for themselves). Don’t believe me? Just check out these 10 names from these 10 celebrities that are the definition of doing THE most.

Source: WENN

Source: WENN

Jermajesty Jackson

What do you get when you mix Jermaine with “majesty”? Why Jermajesty of course! While Jermaine Jackson kept it pretty standard when it came to most of the names of his other children (Jeremiah, Jermaine, Autumn, and Jaimy), it wasn’t until he started messing with Alejandra Oaziaza (who also had kids with Randy Jackson…) that he started trying to think outside of the box, naming one son Jaafar, and the other Jermajesty. If that wasn’t enough, Jermaine has gone out and changed his last name to “Jacksun” to give himself something of an identity outside of his family. He should expect the same move from Jermajesty in a few years, but with that first name…

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  • kiki j

    I kind of like Lyric, Musiq, and Denim. Blu Ivy grew on me I think I like it now. Seven grew on me too, Kinda hot. North West was plain stupid. All the others were equally stupid.

  • IllyPhilly

    North West?! Jay-z should have asked him if he wanted to slapped with his front hand or back hand.

    • realadulttalk

      They named their kid Blue Ivy–I think they lost all positions of judgement. Lol

  • Realityh03$Anonymous….ohwait

    Of all of them Tpain and The dream’s kids names arent that bad just got unique spellings…thats the PC way to put it.

  • Abbas BAKER

    There should be a law against giving kids ridiculous names. The Islamic Sharia (which is largely misundertood) bans parents from giving their kids such names.

  • IrishMami

    I truly feel badly for KK and Kanye’s baby. When the poor girl gets teased and harassed in school because of the name she was stuck with, no one will care who her parents are! I’m all for unique names, but North West???? Come on, really? Sad situation.

  • jferjfer

    i think people had an issue north in combination with west because north jones would be perfectly fine. My siblings have interesting names too but I know they wouldnt change their names for anything and I’m sure this how these kids feel.

  • Kam

    Blue Ivy, Apple, and Moses seems simple compared to the following names: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly (Sir Bob Geldof), Rainbow Aurora (Holly Madison), Kal El (Nicholas Cage), the late Sage Moonblood (Sylvester Stallone), Blue Angel (The Edge), Moon Unit, Diva Thin Muffin (Frank Zappa), Tu Morrow (Rob Morrow).

    • IllyPhilly

      Hey I was really giving good thought to naming my kid, Thin MTiger Lillly Moonblood and you went and ruined it!

      LOL I hope those names were changed to protect the embarrassed.

    • realadulttalk

      You brought up the Zappa’s and forgot Dweezil. Lol The Zappa’s are an odd bunch.

  • QuestionsBeforeActions

    Y’all forgot T.I.’s son, Messiah Ya’Majesty.

    • Guest

      Wait he named his son Messiah and no one jumped on him?

      • IllyPhilly

        All that matters is if rappers are g*y, they can pretty much do anything they want as proven everyday by those idiots -2Chains is prime example.

    • realadulttalk

      I actually have a friend named Messiah…now that last part is just a bit much. Lol

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  • amir bey

    North is a simple but creative name. Don’t see the issue. By the time she grows up it won’t be so ‘different’. Also its not like she will have to fill out applications for anything that matters what her name is.

  • Whitty Huton Wuld Toor AKA DD

    Shyheim is not common but I definitely heard it before.

    • IllyPhilly

      Shaheem is common. A nice Muslim name and meaning

      • Realityh03$Anonymous….ohwait

        He just put his own unique twist to it…

        • Whitty Huton Wuld Toor AKA DD

          I know that they’re supposed to be anonymous but who are the hoes that are anonymous? Clearly Shay is one of them lol.

          • Realityh03$Anonymous….ohwait

            lol!!! thats why i put the oh wait in it. Cause like u said she clearly aint. I tried to change it but the site wont let me 4 sum reason. I guess they love too much.

            • Whitty Huton Wuld Toor AKA DD

              Lol when I first seen your avi, you had me dying lol.

              • Realityh03$Anonymous….ohwait

                Thank you! glad it did, thats why i made it that way….

      • Whitty Huton Wuld Toor AKA DD

        North? South? Or West? I’m talking about Philly, of course :).

  • douglass davis

    Where is blu ivy carter and apple?

  • clove8canela

    Jermajesty makes me laugh every time I hear it. It’s the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard & the joke just doesn’t get old.

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  • Alecia Murphy

    If I were one of these kids I’d go straight Dorothy from Golden Girls on them, “Shady Pines, ma, Shady Pines” and have my name changed. Audio Science?! Moxie Crimefighter?! No.

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      North is a simple but creative
      name. Don’t see the issue. By the time she grows up it won’t be so
      ‘different’. Also its not like she will have to fill out applications
      for anything that matters what her name is.

      • Kay

        North is not creative it’s weird and off the wall and garnered the attention that kimye wanted. Lets not be naive and think they just wanted to be creative, they wanted to make people talk about it for years to come.

      • realadulttalk

        So a direction is creative?? Lol