Dwyane Wade Is A Prime Example Of What Happens When You Tell A Man He Can Dress And He Takes It To The Head
Just last week — or yesterday for that matter — Dwyane Wade was considered one of the best dressed men in the NBA. Today, he’s one of the tackiest.
You know how you give somebody a compliment about something — their hair, the way they dress, their nails — and then they they go super duper overboard with their style the next time you see them so you keep noticing how stylish (or not) they are and keep complimenting them? That’s essentially what D. Wade did last night when he showed up to the Heat’s playoff game against the Chicago Bulls in a polka dot skinny capri-pant Gucci suit with bottoms so tight it looked like he could catch a yeast infection if he wasn’t careful.
The sad thing is the ensemble had potential, if only he went up a size or two in the pants, skipped the jacket, and was chilling on a yacht in St. Tropez but you’re in an oversized gymnasium homie. Who approved this? I sincerely hope Gabrielle Union was out of town yesterday because her boo is doing the most. It might be time to seek professional help in the form of a stylist.
Are you feeling D. Wade’s playoff getup?