Men Lie, Women Lie…But At Least Make It A Good One! 10 Tips On How Not To Get Caught Up!

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May 4, 2013 ‐ By Brooke Dean

I despise liars – most people do. But what I hate even more than a liar, is a BAD liar. If you’re going to lie to me, at least make an effort to think up a good one. If you don’t, that’s just wrong…and pretty insulting.

We know it happens everyday.  People tell lies (white lies, bid lies, lies by omission, etc…) for a bunch of reasons.  Most often, they’re doing it as a way to protect themselves but there are a few times when they do it to avoid hurting someone else’s feelings.  Well, so they say. I’m not here to preach on the morality of lying. The ethical nature of lying is not subject of my post today, but rather how you should lie once you’ve decided that you’re going to lay your personal morals and ethics by the wayside and just go ahead and lie anyway.

So how do you lie and get away with it? Well, there are no guarantees that you’ll succeed in your deceit, but I do have some pointers on ways you can be a “better” liar so that people don’t suspect you. I’m pretty good at spotting a liar, mainly because I have a great memory and I pay attention to people. So by recounting the many mistakes that bad liars have made, I’ll help all of you out there with some tips so that those who decide that they want to indeed become a liar can be good at it.

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  • Jaz

    I was ready to be mad at this article, but once I read it, you can tell the author was basically saying lying isn’t worth it. It’s basically a tutorial on how to spot liars and how if you’ve got to do all of this, it’s not worth it. This article isn’t condoning lying at all, and everyone lies – if you say you don’t, then you’re lying to yourself.

  • Monsta Don

    How about, just not lying in the first place?

    Just a thought.

    100.

    • Courtney

      Cuz you’ve never lied in your life I bet…hmm…just a thought.

  • MLS2698

    You ain’t got to lie, CRAIG!

  • kaf

    What!?!? This article is just stupid, your teaching someone how to lie better?!, Instead you should be writing an article on why they should be honest with the person or any people they see in near future.

    • Courtney

      MN DID write an article on why lying is wrong. If anything I took this article to be tongue in cheek – because in all of her points, she basically is telling you that if you have to do all this stuff to be a better liar, then it’s not worth lying about.

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  • C’mon son

    “I despise liars…but I do have some pointers on ways you can be a “better” liar so that people don’t suspect you” WTF? As opposed to how to better spot a liar? This is some mess.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kellydianegalloway Kelly Galloway

    this article is crazy