WTF News Of The Day: Rapper Too Short Runs From The Cops!

March 23, 2013  |  

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Okay, Short Dog must have really been “on one” to run from the cops.

Some nosy person had the good sense to get it all on tape and send it in to TMZ. In the clip, Too Short is seen speaking to police officers early Wednesday morning.  He was pulled over for suspicion of driving under the influence and was asked to step out of the car. The police gave him a field sobriety test and according to TMZ, before he ran, they told him they were going to have to take him in on a DUI charge.

That didn’t sit too well with Short because after pretending to have a civil conversation, Short took off running!

But here’s the thing: he got nowhere real fast. The rapper tripped on the sidewalk and the cops were on him like white on rice. So embarrassing.

Bless his heart. Even if he hadn’t tripped, it didn’t look like he was going to get too far in his little spring.

To add insult to injury, the police also found drugs in his car and added a drug possession charge to the list. I wonder if they’ll hit him with “attempting to flee an officer” charge as well.

Some of these rappers, no matter their age, just don’t learn. At some point, you’ve got to know you’re too old for the bull.

By the way, Too Short did tweet about it:


Take a look at the video…and laugh. Nothing else we can do (by the way, the TMZ link actually has a better version than the video below they posted on YouTube)!

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  • Kenedy

    I think the headline should be….a black man attempted to run away from the police and wasn’t shot dead…like really, that’s a surprise

  • kierah

    Too Short and too damn old for this BS!

    • TOO OLD! smh

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  • Cornball

    I guess the police had to “blow the whistle”

  • Color Me Crazy

    Lmao that is too funny, however who don’t run from the police. If one feels they have an opportunity then they take the opportunity to run.

    • Chey

      Smart people, especially smart black people…who don’t want to die.