“Juices Runnin’ Like A River Slowly Down My Kitty Litter”: Missy’s Most Outrageous Lyrics

March 22, 2013 ‐ By
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Missy will always hold a special place in my heart. She took the Hip Hop world by storm, making an entrance no MC, and especially no female MC had seen before. Missy’s debut album Supa Dupa Fly was one of the first Hip Hop albums my father bought for my sister and I for Christmas and my life was forever changed because of it. Missy was brazen, insanely creative and even a little or a lotta bit raunchy at times, a well-rounded, very real woman. Even as a fifth grader, I could relate to her. Anyone who’s listened to Missy over the years has noticed that her lyrics are often hilarious, risque and sometimes just downright outrageous. We grabbed a few of our favorites here. Check them out and feel free to add your favorites in the comments section below.

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  • rene

    Missy can dance.I like her music.I can;t Stand the rain is my favorite.

  • nolimit_soldier

    Kinna lost respect for Missy when she had that 5 minute Making the Band type show…she’s a fat DL bull dygger with big asz eyes who think she can dance..I love her music but I dont like her..*sorry**

  • IllyPhilly

    You slept on some real Missy lyrics for these? Just her whole verse on, Cop that ish would have been better than all of these.

  • Momma rosa

    I looove me sum Missy it’s so hard to pick a favorite but here’s one …”He asked could he rock my body, he also asked could he buy me a three six oh Ferrari, then ride up thru my safari. Sheet, what the deal, word, and how much it cost now?” Taken from Scream aka itchin from her 2001 Ms. E…So Addictive album

  • AJ389

    What does the spaghetti reference symbolize?

    • bigdawgman

      Not sure, but it could have something to do with girls putting their blood in dudes spaghetti (or chili) to make them their love slaves. Some ole crazy “roots” myths. But I don’t eat spaghetti or chili at other women’s house, jic.

  • Klove

    This why she is not in public rapping today God is so tired of the nonsense. Those type of lyrics get you shut down by a higher power.

    • IllyPhilly

      So whose God lets, “skeeted on ya babyseats” be among the best MC’s always on the radio?

  • Keisha Samoht

    What was i singing in 7th grade?!!?? Get ur Freak on… this is truly one of them moments that i feel really bad about the lyrics that i used to sing at the top of my lungs… only to find out what they really meant… and its really bad cause i would say it in front of my parents.

  • HoneyDipp

    HA!!! Mannnn… P*$$ycat is def my guilty pleasure song :-). My song back then tho…………….

    Ooh ahh, sock it to me like you want to
    I can take it like a pro you don’t know
    Do a long throw with a back stroke
    My hormones jumpin like a disco
    I be poppin ish like some Crisco.
    And all you gotta say is Missy go
    And when you say it though I won’t move slow

    I’m almost positive I had no idea what the heck she was talkin bout back then, but that was my song. Oh, the memories! Dang, I miss the female rappers of that time (Missy, Eve, Kim, etc)…

    • SunshineBlossom

      OMG that song I would forever have on replay!!! That was the first song I was introduced to by Missy as a little girl and every time I listen to it I go in, followed by “Beep Me 911”.