Secret Thoughts Women Have During Sex

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1. “Please don’t fart, please don’t fart.”

A romantic dinner at the Mexican restaurant might have had you or your man filled with all sorts of gaseous substances like beans and cheese. And when you two come home to get it on, think about it: your belly is a balloon and he might be pressing on it…potentially releasing all kinds of foul bean-cheesey airs. Naturally, you might be thinking: “please, lawd, don’t let me fart up in here!” On top of that, you KNOW you are not trying to smell his rooty booty, so lawd, don’t let him fart either.

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