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I’ve been a big fan of Cosmopolitan since I started taking them out of my older sister’s room and letting their kinky sex advice take my imagination places it had no business going as a teen (but I was just reading, not participating in any X-rated activity if you were wondering). But once I got older and really wanted to get the low down on getting down, I found that some of the magazine’s sex advice was a little random. And when I would try their tips, I would often get sent off while attempting to arouse my partner and search for the male G-spot (ME: “Does that feel good?” DUDE: Uh…not really, I can’t feel anything actually.”). All in all, I still love the magazine (especially for their more serious stories) and don’t mind reading the sex advice, but now I just skim over and take them all with a grain of salt (hey, you have to do that with some of our love advice pieces too)…especially after reading these nine very non-arousing forms of 4play and fun in the sack.

*NOTE: Because of censorship stuff with WordPress, certain sexual words and references had to be changed.