And Now…A Word From Chris Brown: “Fellas, Tell Your Girl ‘I Own Your P****!'”

March 10, 2013  |

I mean, if you like things rough, this actually might be right up your alley.

Christopher Maurice Brown (I’m so sick of him, I’m just going to start calling him by his full government name) was having a grand ol’ time at the Emerson Theater in Hollywood Thursday morning when he felt the urge to give the men in the crowd some advice. According to TMZ, he took the mic from the house dj and offered the following (in a melodic tune):

“Don’t make me have to tell you again. That’s my p**** baby…It’s mine, baby, babe, mine. Don’t make me have to tell you again/It’s my p****, baby/It’s mine girl, it’s mine, it’s mine girl/So you better not give it away

So every person in this motherf****ng building,if you got a bad B***h, you better say that to her cuz she might f**k another [n-word].”

Granted, singer Miguel has a song on his album of a very similar nature but…well, Miguel doesn’t come across an uncontrollable person so its allowed.  Chris, on the other hand, often lets loose in drunken stupors and will never catch a break when he’s filmed saying something like this.

Perhaps his boo thang Rihanna likes talk like that (in the heat of the moment, other women might too) so he felt it only right to share what works in his relationship.

Oh Christopher…

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  • GeekMommaRants

    Manners maketh the man! Not in this case. We can wait until he has a daughter and remind him of who p&&**y he owes!

  • Dichu eba realy lub mehSteebie

    My dear Christina, the only p**** you will ever own is Rihanna’s. Even Karroachy done been getting it on with someone else.

  • GalaxyEmpress

    Oh, how wonderful, Chris Brown is quite the gentlemen.

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  • Kenedy

    Meanwhile….Rihanna pulls up at the telly, calls Drake on the celly, says “I’m here”

  • Kahekili

    A lot of young and older Black men think like this.

  • IllyPhilly

    For the last two decades celebs have been getting away with murder-literally. Why won’t he stop acting like a fool? Because that’s what got him paid and will keep him paid. Tune these overpaid jerks out.

  • Sagittarius81

    Sorry, I was born with my tee-tee on my body and my tee-tee will be attached to my body when I die. My husband never said he owned my tee-tee which is why he’s the only one will be getting my goodies! Anybody takes relationship advice from this woman beater needs their minds checked, starting with Rihanna.

  • Aaliyah Noelle

    Urgh… Rih prolly like it too… *side eye*
    Only person that owns my goods is me..No man should ever have the audacity to tell a woman some bs like what chris said

  • hollyw

    This is just dumb. Please stop following him around.

    *sidebar: Yeah, some men say the P-owning thing. What distinguishes Chris Brown’s rendition from most others’ is the “Now don’t let me tell you again…” part…coupled w/ the fact that he is a domestic abuser…as was his father… So he probably ain’t limiting that phrase to just sex, if you know what I mean… EAT THE CAKE!

  • Ms. Kameria

    This is something a dumb a** young boy tell his “girl”, not something a grown man tells his lady.

    • Ms. Kameria

      Did someone give me a thumbs down just because, or did they really not agree?…..

      • SheBe

        Some a$$ has been going through the threads and giving every commenter a thumbs down for some reason.

        • LOL they always do! I keep at least two or three thumbs down on every comment I make!

    • MLS2698

      I think he meant to say ” Imma puzzy.” Yeah, that’s the ticket!

  • SheBe

    Two things: Rhianna does like that type of “talk”. We should just be glad that even on our worst day, we most likely wont bump into him. 2. Miguel only gets a pass because Miguel doesn’t like “yssup”. Ok. I’m done.


    He is beyond vile.

    • pretty1908

      and repulsive

  • SunshineBlossom

    Chris Brown… Owning p****… *clicks to next article* ain’t nobody got time for that. Unless it’s Rihanna.

    • bluekissess

      I’m so sick of those two clowns

    • Laine

      Haha, funny… Well you didn’t really click to the next article, if you are here commenting now… ! But I agree with you 100%!

      • SunshineBlossom

        Lol well at least you knew what I meant girl, and besides, I can open next article in another tab right? *looks sheepishly* lol