True Life: The Worst Thing He Called My Love Below Was…
Perhaps because the female, reproductive sex organ is so hidden, so mysterious, so misunderstood that people all over the world try to find the perfect words and phrases to explain the wonder down under. Some of them are clever. Some are sweet and endearing. But some of them are a hot azz mess. We asked you, our Facebook and Twitter followers what were some of the worst things you’d heard people call a vag1na? The answers were some kind of hilarious. Check them out. By the way if you were unaware, the word vag1na comes from a Latin word meaning “sheath” or “sword cover.
Jacquis: Pu##y. Hate that word
Tracy: My mom used to call it secret private no no place
Miosha: Pink Cookies
Ken: The old people on my family say “giddy”…..smh
Lakesha: Chum – the ish deep sea fishermen throw off the side of boats to attract large fish – basically fish innards and ground up misc fish
Janét: What about Poontang…..Ew!
Adrienne: I once heard this guy call this young girl’s ‘situation’ a hot dumpster in the summertime…true story
Faith: Meat curtains
Marie: I heard a woman call it a sugar bowl. What was really bad was that she was explaining “bad touch” to a little girl, and said how it would make her sugar bowl wet. Very disturbing.
Carol: Nazty cat trap!
Meka: Fur burger
Clynethel: Nappy dug out
Dorian: Wet wet! I HATE that!!
Cherie: Split tail. Ugh! heard that in a movie
Khanti: Fat rabbit…effin 2chainz
Dina: A male friend of mine loved to call it sugar walls
Giovanna: A split knish… –_–
Ash De Nor: I’ve heard a man refer to one as a one piece nugget w/ extra sauce. Disgusting.
Vickie: My co-worker said she met this guy who woke her “little girl” up. (It had been a while…)
Fannie: Chunky monkey
Lisa: Roast beef curtains if you have long inner labia.
Sheletta: Koon pappy
Renee: Cherry pie… That sounded so perverted to me.. I cant eat cherry pie till this day due to him….
Sandi: Come-hole (I slapped the taste buds clean out of her)
Elizabeth: Situation like there is an issue added to it lol
Renata: “Good Good”……but I like this name
TrebeleClef: Its not what he called it, its what he did to it. He SPIT in mine! narsty A$$ n***a!!!