Since Kim’s Tardy For The Party, Here Are 15 White Women Who Would Fit Right In On RHOA
The Real Housewives of Atlanta is known for its over the top drama, fancy gay hair stylists and larger than life cast. Kim Zolciak, the show’s resident white woman and most notable character (next to NeNe) is now gone after moving into (and losing) her “dream” home, getting married, and lying about the duration of her pregnancy. Sadly, there’s no more vanilla in the RHOA coffee, but just in case Andy and them wanna add a little milk back in, here are 15 replacements who would fit right in.
Jane Fonda is a friend of Phaedra’s and a feminist. Quite interesting. Fonda is also bold and blunt so she would have no problem with telling Cynthia and the rest of the girls about themselves. The legend is also a style maven. She would slay the scene every episode. Not so bad for a woman seventy years young.
Jo Dee Messina
Jo Dee already has a relationship with the housewives, she’s the country music artist who gave Kandi her intro into the western music world. It wouldn’t be too hard to squeeze her into the show with a storyline, plus she’s already got the southern accent.
Kirstie Alley is known for her larger than life personality. She has no problem speaking her mind, especially when it comes to her life which includes her yoyo dieting and weight gain. She sets her life up for the world to see so her presence on RHOA would be crazy, open and honest. She also has a thing for black men which would make for some spicy swirl on reality TV. Could you imagine Kirstie and Kenya Moore battling over Walter?
The girl sings like someone’s 65 year old grandmother at a Baptist church. She is also embracing the donk that the Lord has supplied for her in the last few years. The soulful pop singer would be able to hold her own in Atlanta and would have no problem telling the ladies how she feels and why. She would also make for a nice, shady hair salon scene with Miss Lawrence.
This actress seems to always play the ivory to someone’s ebony. On screen she gives so much “cool” and even before the word “swag” existed, she exuded it. She’s chill and laidback yet a burst of energy. She would be the perfect quiet storm on the Bravo reality show.
The singer would be the youngest housewife on the show (we all know by now not to take the term “housewife” too literal). She would bring some youth and some talent to the cast while providing spunk to Kandi’s studio sessions. It would be funny to see how the other ladies treat her being that she is a double minority. Oh, the drama!
Have you seen her in Tyler Perry’s “The Family That Preys”? She embodied the essence of a southern woman — class, sass and an accent that was pure perfection. If she can play a mother who wanted to take down her conniving son, can you imagine her role of sabotaging Cynthia or Kenya? She would have no worries.
Coco is going through her own marital drama, which would fit right in with the drama of RHOA. With her large donkey (or stallion) booty, she could enter the battle of the butts with Kenya and Phadera. That would be… interesting.
Even though she doesn’t know who R&B singer Miguel is, this is exactly why she should be on the show. With her infamous statement at the Grammys, the drama between she and Clive Davis and the vagueness of her love life, Kelly would provide a lot of confusion on the show which is just perfect.
Miley Cyrus is loving the black community these days. Have you checked her out on Instagram? She’s been hanging with Lil’ Kim and Pharell like her life depends on it. The little blonde one would be such a contrast to the other women on the show which would give us something made in reality TV heaven. She’d probably be best friends with the new Hollywood version of NeNe, too.
Her real-life drama is just impeccable, maybe too impeccable for a reality show. Who are we kidding? Reality TV would die for such mishaps. Lohan on RHOA would be weird, funny, exciting and food for the reality TV soul.
Khloe Kardashian is every hip black girl’s best friend. She’s down, she’s fun and she’s crazy. We all love that! This Kardashian is actually married and would add some charisma and realness to the cast of RHOA.
She’s married to one of the most soulful men in the business-Justin Timberlake. It would be such a delight to see him on the show. Biel would be great bait for this to happen.
Jen the Pen
“Jen the Pen” could possibly juggle two reality shows. It would just be fun to see her go up against Porsha in the battle of who’s the more fabulous actual housewife.