Hide Your Wallet, Hide Your Kindle: 11 People You’ll Find On Public Transportation (And A Few To Avoid At All Costs)
The Seat Squeezer
You know what might happen when you sit down on the outside of a seat of three–someone might try and sit in the middle between you and another passenger. However, when it’s winter and your coat is puffy, or your thigh is moving into that middle seat, you only hope that folks will realize that standing is the best option. But find yourself in the pre or post-work rush and somebody will eye the seat between you, think about it to decide if the pending discomfort is worth it, and then decide to use their big ‘ol hips to pop a squat between you. And in the end, they don’t feel bad, sad or any kind of way at all because they finally get to rest their feet. Unfortunately, they are able to do so by squishing your body up against a pole in the process. If your body don’t fit, you can’t sit!