What Makes You The Most Annoying Woman At The Club

February 22, 2013 ‐ By Julia Austin


Do you think you and your girlfriends are the only ones who trash talk the people you met at the bar once you’re home, while chugging Gatorade eating drunk snacks and kicking your heels off? Yeah right! Men have pet peeves about going out, too. Just as you can’t stand the creeps, the overly aggressive, the cocky and the fratty, men have identified types of women they want nothing to do with. If you’re partaking in this behavior, you could be one of them.

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  • QueenOfLife

    I just like to go out for the sake of having fun and getting together with my girls. Not to meet anyone or for attention (although whether we wanna admit it or not, it is nice to know a polite gentlemen appreciates the time, effort, and money we spent on getting all dolled up LOL).

    Im not there to watch what every other chick is doing. Im there to have fun with my girls, take pics, have drinks, and get my mind off of the day to day stress if just for a few hours. And me, being the super girly girl that I am, the process of getting dressed and dolled up is one of the main fun parts for me. Lol

    And I dont mind dancing if I am in the mood whether if it is by myself, with my friends, or with a guy. But as I mature, the guy that just comes up behind you with his hard lil pee pee, grabbing my waist extra hard is NOT appealing or cool and leads to me decline. If I am in the mood, I will dance with a guy but the approach means so much. Too bad alot of them still dont get it!

  • Trollol

    so I guess the barely there dresses and sky high heels are for attracting other women. Or no, lemme guess, it’s to make you “feel good”. lol

  • chanela

    um.. to the first one, COME ON! men agree with anything a woman does if her legs are spread. men will always be in support of strippers, prostitutes,skanks, and women with no class. it benefits them (men are desperate and have sex with anything that has a vagina) so why would they be against it?

    • Nope

      For fun, or for a potential relationship? I think men are able to categorize the opposite sex much better than women.

  • Troker

    This list is for women who go to the club to get a guy or get noticed. Sometimes, and I say this honestly, a girl just wants to go out and have fun.

  • sabrina

    I love dancing when I go out, but I need some guys to not take it personal if I decline a dance with you. Sometimes, I’m just too tired or like the song too much to ruin it by dancing with someone else. And sometimes, I just really don’t want to dance with anyone except my girls.

    But yeah, I’m a girl and even I don’t like some of these qualities from women. Especially the ones who come all dressed up to the club to just stand around and look stank.

  • mac

    Lol and #12’s kill me, those women who pretend to hate attention.

    Dress only covering their a** by half an inch, one awkward movement away from a nip slip, yet fix their mouths to complain about crass comments, over aggressiveness, and “thirst”.

    Have every seat on earth.

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  • mac

    I honestly believe some women go to the club for the SOLE purpose of being ogled by men, as some sort of ego boost.
    They come to a place for DANCING, dressed up to the nines, pay money to post up on the wall, get grossed out if a man tries to dance with them, roll their eyes if one tries to talk to them, shade girls who are dancing, and at the end of the night, complain the club was wack, especially if the amount of male attention they received wasn’t to their liking.

    That’s why I can only do house parties and kickbacks these days. No superficiality, “ratchet classiness”, wanna be bougieness, and forced facades. Y’all can have that.

    • Nope

      lol, yup. A lot of women get all dolled up and pay must just to complain. They complain about men giving them attention, and also complain if there’s not enough men there at all to give them attention. smh.

    • Janae

      I think it depends honestly. I’m the type of girl who likes to dance with her friends only. The way men and women “dance” these days is more like sexing with clothes on. I do decline men all the time. Men come up behind me and put their “members” all up on it and to me that’s a turnoff. I just want to have fun with my friends. If you don’t like it, find another girl who does. I prefer house parties also where I can be around folks I know and feel comfortable around.

  • Megbabe

    Before reading this I WAS the most annoying woman in the club. Damn! Thanks MN 🙂

  • Nope

    I endorse this article.

  • RJA

    These men making the complaints are the men that these women making most of these offenses don’t want to talk to anyway soooooo, i don’t think they care lol

    • Nope

      And that’s fine because there’s many, many, many more women at the club or bar. Usually at least like at 3:1 ratio of women to men. And the average woman is STILL going to be salty towards that very same man or catty towards the other woman he pulls that night. Which makes absolutely no sense, but still regularly happens. For some reason women still care about a man that is no longer an option whether it was his choice or hers.

      • RJA

        I know! Crazy, right? I’m definitely getting to the point where I’m not felling the club scene…. Must be my old age LOL