This Ain’t The Movies! Places You Probably Shouldn’t Have Sex In Real Life

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February 8, 2013 ‐ By Julia Austin
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Some couples, to spice things up in a waning sex life, seek out novel places to have sex. Others just happen to find themselves turned on, by chance, at inconvenient times. But these places just end up leaving you uncomfortable, nauseated, a little bruised and/or in trouble!

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  • Keisha Samoht

    All of the good spots are listed… so where can you get it in @?
    Ooohh i got one… in an abandoned house X*D

  • kickash

    Bathtub sex runs a risk of getting a urinary tract infection, I know a girl that got it from that, and UTI’s are not fun… Also shower and car can be a little uncomfortable sometimes but still fun. A lot of it has to do with height and how proportionate you are to your partner. I’m pretty short so it just takes a little creativity sometimes.

    • Keisha Samoht

      all you got to do is take it to the backseat….

  • Ajavee

    Love it LOL.

  • Mztisa

    LOL! Clearly the writer is a germaphobe! Aint nothing wrong with it but sometimes a bed just wont do! Can a sista get some couch action without judgement??? lol

    • Candacey Doris

      As long as it’s YOUR couch. College was rough in that area, people always want to do it on the shared couch.

      • Mztisa

        Lmao but of course!

  • Ms. Kameria

    There goes my (f)bucket list…..

  • Charla

    The bath, shower, tent, couch, and front seat of a car are all doable. Just sayin’ lol

    • Robyn

      I dig all those places, until I had an accident and tore up my Lexus and the garage door.

      • Na Na

        Aww hecky naw. That’s too funny….and one h*ll of a story to explain to your kids! Lol