Is This How You Shine Bright Like A Diamond? 15 Regrets Rihanna Might Have One Day
The Wedding Dress
We all have lapses in judgement, but Rihanna likes to capture hers on Instagram. For Halloween 2012, the Bajan beauty dressed up as the bride of Mary Jane. We all know Ri loves the sticky. But choosing to turn that into a wedding dress suggests that Ri may be thirstier for a ring than her bad girl image suggests– or going harder on the real green than we thought.
The Dog Collar
I’m not a jeweler but I know a dog collar when I see one. I don’t know if I could accept this gift from a man who used to beat me. When Rihanna rocked it with pride on Instagram in early December, I just couldn’t stop smdh thinking about Chris Brown bragging to his friends (and maybe Karreuche too) about having his girl in his pocket.
Christmas at the Lakers Game
Christmas is a time to share with the people that are most important in your life. If that person is Chris Brown, Rihanna may need a better emotional support system. Something must be wrong from way back if this is how she’s spending her family holiday.
The Attention Sloring
Rihanna has Tweeted and Instagramed so many of her own unclothed pictures that on December 28th when the Papparrazi snapped nakey pictures of her while she was changing, it barely made a blip in the news or in Rihanna’s fan circle. Sometimes when you advertise that you have little respect for yourself, other people stop respecting you too.
Even Lena Dunham is Worried
When white folk start to get worried about black stars, a Diane Sawyer interview isn’t too far away. In an interview on January 21, 2012 with Alec Baldwin on his Here’s the Thing podcast on Jan 21, 2013, this is what the Girls star and creator had to say:
“Fame is an amazing thing and it’s a platform that you have to take seriously. Which is why sometimes, it’s like. . . I used to be really into Rihanna, that pop star, and then it’s like – again, I don’t want to ever throw stones from my glass house – but I follow her on Instagram and I just think about how many little girls beyond what I could even comprehend are obsessed with Rihanna.”
“Like, you know, she left Barbados, she’s had this amazing career, she’s won a Grammy. . . She’s talented. And then she gets back together with Chris Brown and posts a million pictures of them smoking marijuana together on a bed. And it cracks my heart in half in a way that makes me feel like I’m 95 years old.”
Smoking on the j-o-b
We all know at least one recreational smoker. But on January 24th 2013, Rihanna ran out in the middle of a dance rehearsal to puff. That’s a whole ‘nother level of smoking. If you can’t make it through a day at work without smoking…
Smoking All Day
On January 24th, Rihanna also took to Instagram and posted her umpteenth smoking picture with the quote: “Every day, every night , all the time…” And we believe her. The rumor mill says that Ri’s smoking habits even keep her from getting to work on time.
Her Sheer Clothing Choices
Rihanna’s unclothed Instagram photos may not be news anymore, but on January 25th she made another big splash by going out to Eden nightclub in Hollywood in a sheer dress, thong and no bra. This is becoming more of a daily attire choice than a novelty. If being half-nekkid is ever considered a novelty.
On January 25th, when Rihanna was leaving the Playhouse club in Hollywood, she had some choice words for the Papparrazi when they asked her for some free tickets:
“F**k all of y’all! Y’all motherf**kers better pay.Y’all make enough money off of me, b**ches! Talking about free tickets, free tickets these nuts!”
Reports from the scene say she was just joking. But we’ve seen that mouth get Ri in trouble before and all that anger has to come from some place.
Recently, the already slim Rihannna has been dropping a lot of weight. Ri’s camp says it’s from her dance rehearsals. But she dances on stage for a living and we’ve never seen her this slim.
And an insider reported to Closer magazine that Ri’s weightloss is due to her (most recent) heartbreak over reports (the most recent) of Chris Brown hanging out with every chick in Hollywood but her:
“Rihanna is a strong, independent woman but Chris’ hot and cold behaviour is really affecting her. She loves him so much and really seems to be struggling…She’s dropped from a US size 4 [UK 8] to a size zero because she’s finding it hard to eat, saying she has no appetite…Rihanna loves to party but, recently, she’s been going loads to numb the sadness she feels over Chris.”
Crashing Karreuche Tran’s Party
On January 28th, K-Tran had a party at Hollywood’s Playhouse to celebrate her Rolling Out cover. Chris Brown was in attendance of course, but uninvited Rihanna showed up, marched to the VIP section, and reportedly told Karreuche “So you wanna turn up, rice cakes?” She burned shortly afterward, but that’s borderline stalker behavior.
Trying to Tempt a Man Who Don’t Want It
After catching Chris Brown at the club with his “ex” Karreuche Tran, Rihanna posted another round of half-unclothed pics on her Instagram. She says they were to celebrate the end of a photo shoot, but the folks at Hollywood Life say those racy photos were meant to remind Chris Brown of what he is missing.
Helping Chris Brown Rehab His Career
I don’t know what has to go through your mind to make you try to rehabilitate the career of a man who whooped on you, but that’s just what Rihanna is doing. On February 10th, she plans to sing a duet with Chris Brown titled “Nobody’s Business” to let the world know she’s on his side.
A source from Chris’ camp told Radar Online:
“Chris wants to perform with Rihanna at the Grammys to show the whole world they are back together.
“Chris doesn’t care what the haters say, and wants to give the viewers an over the top performance with Rihanna.
“He wants the fans to know this is the real deal, and he is a changed man. If Rihanna can forgive him, the rest of the world should move on from what happened four years ago.”
Her Areola Piercings
This is just my own personal soap box, but you have to be going through some sort of internal pain to let a man shove a metal spike through your nipples.
Most of the world found out about Rihanna’s Areola piercings when she went to the club in sheer clothing earlier this month. I don’t know when she got those done but the money may have been better spent on a little therapy.