The Real Ill Na Na: Woman Puts Poison In Her Vadge To Kill Her Husband

January 30, 2013  |

So in weird news around the world, a Brazilian woman clearly wanted out of her marriage. But instead of running away or asking for a divorce she decided to poison her 43 year old husband.

But she didn’t poison his food. She put a toxic substance into her genitals. She then lured her husband to bed and asked for oral. Her husband was all for it until he noticed a terrible smell emanating from her undercarriage. (Thanks Bridesmaids!) And that was the beginning of the end of her plan.

Her husband insisted that he take her to the hospital. He drove her to a hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto where the doctors conducted tests. They found that his wife had put enough poison in her vadge to poison both she and her husband. After that she confessed to the criminal plan. She received medical treatment for the poison.

Now, her husband is planning to sue her for attempted murder.

There’s really not much to say about this one. It’s just too far out there. She might have had better luck if she hadn’t him asked him to taste the kat, but then she certainly would have died in the process. Silly rabbit.


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  • Plumbline

    Proverbs 31:10-12…….

    ………10 Who can find a virtuous wife?
    For her worth is far above rubies.
    11 The heart of her husband safely trusts her;
    So he will have no lack of gain.
    12 She does him good and not evil
    All the days of her life.

  • Lateshia

    I don’t have no words to say for this story except that she was an idiot. I can see this kind of death included on the TV show 1000 ways to die. Her way would probably be #2.

  • Michiko

    “But instead of running away or asking for a divorce she decided to poison her 43 year old husband.”

    If I am not mistaken, Brazil has one of the largest Catholic populations, a religion where one does not believe in divorce.

    • Purple Kisses

      I’m sure Catholicism doesn’t look at murder too favorably either.

      • DTJ

        True but they turn the other cheek when priests molest children…out of all three divorce is the most shameful it seems *shrugs* but all religion have its flaws

      • Michiko

        I am sure of that as well.

  • Really??


  • That is sick God is not going to bless her

    • Na Na

      Girl you don’t know if that man was beating her senseless every night or molesting a family member. Please leave God alone in the business of Blessings.

  • IllyPhilly

    I’d like to see this story on Snapped.

    • frommymouthtoyourears

      Consign! I was totally thinking that…lol!

  • hollyw

    WOW. On a serious note, I’m not aware of the marriage laws in Brazil or how realistic it would be to get a divorce from her husband, so I won’t comment on the stupidity of the act since I don’t know if she really had any viable options…but this was an obvious drastic measure, sheeesh!

  • FromUR2UB

    Yeah, silly rabbit. Tricks are for goats.

    • Ms. Kameria

      not goats….*dead to the bed*

  • g

    Dumba$$…ain’t she ever heard of putting antifreeze in food. LOL jk

    • kierah

      Maybe they don’t have Snapped in Brazil.