Do You Really Need to Wear That Spandex?

January 29, 2013  |  

From Your Tango

Ladies, you’re not fooling us with those Spanx. And you shouldn’t have to.

Sometimes we’re a touch softer in certain body parts than we’d prefer. Men remedy that with Viagra and rhino horn. Women can use the -it-in method or shapewear.

Of course, it in all the time has its limits. A college friend named Daft Delores (there were two Deloreses, and this one was not terribly bright) gained 15 pounds in a semester and would still wear the same baby doll tees that were popular in the early 2000s.


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