‘Chris Brown Looks Like Sisqo And Teck’s Love Child’ And Other Hilariously Shady Comments This Week

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January 25, 2013 ‐ By Madame Noire

 

Source: WENN/Instagram

Source: WENN/Instagram

 

‘BEFORE US THERE WASN’T ANY BEYONCÉ’: KIMORA LEE SIMMONS SAYS SHE AND RUSSELL SET THE ‘BLUEPRINT’ FOR CELEBS IN FASHION

TeahMonae: Kimora, you need to give Cynthia Bailey a big hug and kiss every time you see her. If she had’ve married Russell, you’d be just another washed up old model.

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF ASHANTI’S PEFECTLY MADE UP, ‘LOOK AT MY PELVIC BONE WHILE I PRETEND TO SLEEP,’ POSE

Impressed: She is finally displaying her talent “Sleeping while Standing”. She should have done this a long time ago and skipped the singing and acting!

 

GET YOUR LIFE: ERICA MENA THREATENS RADIO PERSONALITY ANGELA YEE VIA TWITTER AND SHOWS UP AT HER JOB

CoCo Lee: I jus want this Angry Bird 2 fly away and never come back…

TatianaLu: Alright Jazmine Denise Rogers Erica is going to be after you next on twitter Lol or showing up to Madame Noire Headquarters with 2 packs of yaki and some glue for ya! Lol j/K

 

‘I LIKE TO ROLL WITH TEAM RIGHT’: THE HOUSEWIVES CHOOSE SIDES IN DONKEY BOOTY DRAMA

Meyaka: I am “team y’all are too old for this bull whack,so get your life and fix it”

Realadulttalk: I’m team “Don’t make a workout video if you don’t have a worked out body”

 

YOU BETTER CHECK THAT ‘TUDE IF YOU WANT A PAYCHECK! CELEBS WHO GOT FIRED FOR THEIR ATTITUDES

York: Why Star Jones look like a furry devil

 

DID YOU KNOW THEY DATED? 11 EVEN MORE SURPRISING CELEB RELATIONSHIPS YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT!

Sista2sista: da brat and a.i. may have shared the same braider but bed i doubt

 

‘CHRIS BROWN BE LOOKING LIKE A CR**KHEAD SOMETIMES’: JOSELINE HERNANDEZ THINKS RIH RIH IS TOO GOOD FOR BREEZY

SunshineBlossom: Birds of a feather Ho together

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CHRIS BROWN LOOKING A CRAZY, CONFUSED MESS

Kay: “They tried to make me go to rehab and I said No……No…..No”

me2: He looks like sisqo and tek (from the real world)’s love child…..that also happens to still think it’s 1999.

 

Perhaps She Should’ve Stayed A Housewife: Uncle Sam’s Put A Tax Lien On Sheree

KayBee: “Who gon’ check me, Boo?” The I-Arrah-S…that’s who.

 

SMH: 17-YEAR-OLD RAPPER CHIEF KEEF SUED FOR CHILD SUPPORT BY A GIRL IN JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL

Lola: Paying child support, thats that s**t he wont like

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