Ashanti’s thirsty pose (Source: Instagram)
I’d like to believe Ashanti isn’t as thirsty as she appears to be in this Instagram pic she posted a few days ago, but as they say the proof is in the puddin’ — or in this case, the picture — and you could build an entire Supreme Court case on the evidence of thirstiness that exists in this pic she wants us to believe is a candid.
The singer, who is spending more time on her acting game than she is music, posted this recent pic saying she was “Trying to catch these last Z’s b4 this photoshoot… #ArmyWives” Yeah, because we all sleep with our faces perfectly made up with our hands in our crop-top shirt pockets like the throwback high school locker poses of the ’80s, and our pants down below our pelvic bone showing off our perfectly crafted abdominals, all while upright. Girl, who do you think you’re foolin’?! We know good and well some assistant was called to snap this pic and as soon as the shutter went off, Ashanti “woke up” and IG’d this photo.
We know you’re back on the market Ashanti, but this is not the way to make somebody jealous. It actually may make them happy they don’t have to deal with such a thirstball anymore. But shout out to those abs though!
Caption this pic of Ashanti and please tell us what’s really going on here because it ain’t sleeping.