Tat-Tat-Tatted Up! Can You Guess The Chest?

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January 20, 2013 ‐ By Drenna Armstrong
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There it is.

That chest belongs to every woman’s favorite fine baseball player, Los Angeles Dodgers star Matt Kemp.  Anytime we’re able to get a glance at that face and chest, you know it’s going to be a good day. But I digress.

Matt got the tattoo about a week ago and the work was done by celebrity tattoo artist, Jun Cha, who is based in Los Angeles.

The tat illustrates his grandparents, Doris and the late Vernon Mukes. The picture was originally on what appeared to be a church fan. According to USA Today, his grandmother once said, “You’ve got this beautiful body and you mar it all up.” It’s amazing that his grandmother and all the ladies of the world – or, at least the ones who know who he is – can agree on the fact that he has a beautiful body.

Let me ask this though: Does it kind of freak you out?  We know that people get tattooed all the time with others’ faces but to be honest, this particular one is huge.  If Matt had his shirt off in front of you, do you think it would seem like three people would be looking back at you?

Eh, let’s keep it real: Once the shirt is off, that tattoo is not going to do one thing to stop the inevitable.

Are you tatted off? Would a face tat this big on your man be a turn?

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  • Dichu eba realy lub mehSteebie

    That’s just…..he just…..I can’t under……*sigh*……but why tho?

  • boogee

    Cool artistry but this is dumb. You carry on their memory by living the good morals they instilled during your upbringing. People get these tats like they really honor or mean something, like people who wear crosses on their necks thinking that means they are closer to God because of it.. ..

    • chanela

      they only get it so they can say that they’re “addiktid 2 tats. lol”

  • My lawd!

    I love it! It wouldn’t stop anything from happening. Won’t see it when the lights are off lol

    • Dichu eba realy lub mehSteebie

      *In my Yoda voice* Strong in you the thirst is….. :)

  • Miyako

    Naw. Pass.

  • Kenedy

    What is this, the third article about him this week MN? Someone’s obsessed:)

  • bluekissess

    He’s not attractive to me. The tat is creepy though.

    • Huh?

      I doubt he would find you attractive also… oh well.

      • Miyako

        Be a grown up.

        • bluekissess

          I second that.

      • bluekissess

        He probably wouldn’t. What’s your point?

        • Dichu eba realy lub mehSteebie

          Actually he’s not all that to me either. Actually sort of common looking from around my parks.

  • JaneDoe

    Matt you are way to fine for this ratchetness. Initials at least would have been fine. Just imagine making love to your man and looking down to a picture of his deceased grandparents..

  • autumn

    A picture in a frame would suffice. True memories are carried in the heart, but to each his own.

  • kt

    He really is fine, but I don’t know…If I’m going to town on top of a guy I don’t want to be looking at his grandparents! That just seems too disrespectful.

    • guest23

      Co-sign 100%! Tats are getting out of hand. The tattoo removal business is going to be really booming in about 15-20 years when those tattoos start sagging and stretching.

      • chanela

        exactly! everybody and their mama has tattoos now and they’re usually stupid.everybody wants to be all tatted up and to be honest, it looks grody. it looks like they need to take a bath with all the random ink that people get. i don’t care if i seem judgmental or not, it’s a mess. people are doing too damn much. now the new thing is putting it on their damn face!

        a name or initials wasn’t enough?picture frame? memories? i see everybody with faces all over their body now. soo unattractive. unfortunately i won’t be able to find a tattoo free guy (or at least stupidity free) because everybody has one now.

    • Nikki

      Right. I couldn’t date a guy that had faces on him.

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