‘Consequence Got Them Hysterectomy Teeth’ And Other Hilarious Comments This Week

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January 18, 2013 ‐ By Madame Noire

 

Source: WENN

Source: WENN

SHE ROCK THEM (8FT) HIPS! MEET MIKEL RUFFINELLI, THE PROUD OWNER OF THE BIGGEST HIPS IN THE WORLD

Ms_Mara: I guess if I told her to “have several seats” she wouldn’t really have much choice…

 

UMM WHAT DID YOU EXPECT? ORGANIZATION ANGRY LEDISI PULLS OUT OF PERFORMANCE TO SING AT INAUGURATION

Kierah: It ain’t like she canceled to sing Happy Birthday at the damn Cracker Barrel! Sheesh

 

Source: Blog.VH1

Source: Blog.VH1

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF CONSEQUENCE AND HIS LITTLE MAN

Who_Der: That’s them hysterectomy teeth!

VirgoStarr: See Daddy, I look cute with my mouth open. You don’t.

 

“MY BREAST MILK WAS SWEETER THAN TAMERA’S PLACENTA” THE MOWRY TWINS CONTINUE THE MOTHERLY SHARING

Cheekee baby: The Fawk . . . .

 

THIRSTY MUCH? WALTER BEGS ANDY COHEN TO GO ON WWHL AND PROVE KENYA’S A LIAR

Cakester: He should definitely have a seat, at the dermatologist first, then in one of his tow trucks. Nobody is checking for Walter anymore. Kenya being crazy in the new story line, not Kenya’s fake boyfriend. We’ve passed that point, now be gone with the wind!

SheBe: And twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl, twirl….

 

EVENING EYE CANDY: (BASE)BALLER MATT KEMP

TRUTH IS: He can violate my uterus anytime. Call me Matt ;-p

 

SOMEBODY DONE TOLD HIM WRONG: MARLON WAYANS TELLS MN HE DOESN’T THINK HE’S SEXAY

Sabrina: Boy, stop! You are fine like wine, looking better with time. Campbell’s mmm mmm mmm, good! …I need some water. The thirst is REAL!

 

‘Bottom Line Is, I Will F**k Somebody Up About My Man:’ RHOA Episode 11 Recap

Miss_Understood  Cookie: Her ship is sinking?? Honey that ship just passed the Santa Maria..

 

MN’S MONDAY (HOT A**) MESS: KENYA MOORE PERFORMS ‘GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS’ LIVE

UmmNO: She’s not serious about her life.

Love And Hip Hop Atlanta's Mimi Faust Birthday Celebration

Source: Blog.VH1

 

WHAT ‘CHU SAY BOO? CAPTION THIS PIC OF FUNKY DINEVA AT MIMI’S BIRTHDAY PARTY

Kierah: Did someone slap Funky Dineva with a bottle of French’s mustard?

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  • bluekissess

    Sigh…

  • Ms_Mara

    Between the damn twirling and the hysterectomy teeth, I think a little bit of pee came out. lmao

  • SheBe

    This week had to be tough. There were many funny comments made especially on the funky Dineva article.

    • Ms_Mara

      Yes! That “Jesus wept.” had me rolling. lol

      • SheBe

        I forgot about that! That should’ve made it! There were some other great ones this week. The Shawty LO post had a few too.

    • Nisa

      Yeah, that was some isht!

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