True Life: He Told Me The Worst Lie Ever

January 18, 2013  |

In the history of relationships, men and women have told their fair share of bold-faced lies. But since this is a women’s site and women are much more willing to share, we asked our Facebook followers to tell us the worst, whether morally, emotionally or just plain ridiculous, lie they’ve ever heard from a man. See what they had to say and once you’re done reading, feel free to share the worst lie you’ve ever heard in the comments section.

Jerisa: That he was paying our rent and in actuality he was saving his money to move without telling me, while I was pregnant with his child

Toy Toy: That’s my ex wife but we live together!

Martha: I was giving her a ride to school, ROTFL!!

Tori: His parent Died.

Takiyah: I have roommates & the house is a mess… That’s why you can’t come in…

Valencia: He wasn’t married and only had 2 kids. Negro had 5 by 4 different women Lmao! Guess his a&$ couldn’t count lmao

Alexandra: I aint gay! I was choking and he was giving me the Heimlich”

Betty: my doctor says I can’t have sex because I have a heart problem

La’Donna: The child he seemed to be babysitting frequently was a friends, when it was actually his baby: by his niece…….

Bear: I slept with all these women to make sure, you were what I really wanted. And it took all that for me know I love you.

Mississippi: “The barber shop was crowded that’s what took so long”…I guess he forgot he went to the barbershop the day before..

Tiffy: That he used to be a dancer with Ginuwine in the clubs of Atlanta O_o.

La-Quita: Baby I know we’re supposed to get together today but my mama at the nail shop & she asked me to bring her a soda, she thirsty.

KO: omission..umm when I married knew of 1 kid..but in reality I have one older & younger than him

Pamela: I am gonna rock ya world..don’t let this age fool ya…#epicfail

Vanessa: “I have stage two stomach cancer.” He isn’t going to chemo though, he claims he’s tired of going… Yeah OK!

Zuhra: I got a STD because my “THANG” touched the inside of the toilet bowel. FA REAL??!!!

Senita: I graduated from a private school in a rich white neighborhood” …actually, he was a high school drop out who lived in the hood all his life. When I was just casually talking to his mom – I brought it up -and she stopped. stared at me for a sec… fell out laughing. still not sure why he thought that was impressive-guess he took me for that type.

Joan: His daughter was sick and he had to drive from New Orleans to Shreveport to be with her. I ran into him into 2 hours after I talked to him.

Tynia: “My baby’s mama killed our son by throwing him over the project fence.” (The child was 8 years old…and very much alive.) The father proved to be mentally ill.

Carolyn: That he had a yeast infection and not a STD dumbest thing I ever heard.

Latosha: I only want to put the head in…


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